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  • Are you worthy of owning this effect?

    Hmm, I think Pete (Twisteramps) should put something like that out! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    "We’ll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, your septic tank will explode, your wife will leave you for a 17-year-old skateboarder, and your dog will chew your genitals off."

    I want one! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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      [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Did Rip Glitter write this article???

      And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1.
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        Are you worthy of owning this effect?

        Grab a beer.....yer gonna like this one, Clem [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

        The Agonizer

        I'm still laughing...

        Steve E

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        • #5
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          Now *THAT'S* classic!!!
          " And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1."

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          • #6
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            Holy crap, that's one of the funniest things I've read in a coon's age.

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            • #7
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              WTF! They don't give the price! I want two of those! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by metafaza:
                WTF! They don't give the price! I want two of those! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Uh, those Bad Boys are listed at $499 on one of their dealer links....

                And think about it - if owning one will make "your dog chew your genitals off..." - what would owning two do to you?

                Steve E

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                • #9
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                  I'm still laughing at these guys....

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                  • #10
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                    That's frigging hilarious. My favorite part is:

                    Rainbow Brite and her little Smurf cartoon buddies all deserve to be raped and murdered, and the Agonizer is willing to help
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                    • #11
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                      Now THAT'S funny!!

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                      • #12
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                        I'll bet N.O.W. (The National Organization for Women) won't be endorsing them. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                        Takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory.

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                          I want one! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                            please tell me its a joke.
                            www.SeveredSavior.com

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                              We’ll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, thus further reducing your property values and making your hypocritical white neighbors DESPISE you--'cuz you're obviously a property-value fairy. Your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, OUCHIE STINKIE.
                              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OH NO YOU DI-ENT
                              www.SeveredSavior.com

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