Are you worthy of owning this effect?

[toejam]

Hmm, I think Pete (Twisteramps) should put something like that out! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[yabba]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

"We’ll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, your septic tank will explode, your wife will leave you for a 17-year-old skateboarder, and your dog will chew your genitals off."

I want one! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[KidPredator]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

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Did Rip Glitter write this article???

And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1.

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[speed monkey]

Are you worthy of owning this effect?

Grab a beer.....yer gonna like this one, Clem [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

The Agonizer

I'm still laughing...

Steve E

[-=RkR=-]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

Now *THAT'S* classic!!!
" And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1."

[uberschall]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

Holy crap, that's one of the funniest things I've read in a coon's age.

[metafaza]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

WTF! They don't give the price! I want two of those! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[speed monkey]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

Originally posted by metafaza:
WTF! They don't give the price! I want two of those! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Uh, those Bad Boys are listed at $499 on one of their dealer links....

And think about it - if owning one will make "your dog chew your genitals off..." - what would owning two do to you?

Steve E

[speed monkey]

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I'm still laughing at these guys....

[sworn_enemy]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

That's frigging hilarious. My favorite part is:

Rainbow Brite and her little Smurf cartoon buddies all deserve to be raped and murdered, and the Agonizer is willing to help

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[guitarsjb]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

Now THAT'S funny!!

[fuel0707]

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I'll bet N.O.W. (The National Organization for Women) won't be endorsing them. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Jimi D]

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I want one! [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Gilbert]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

please tell me its a joke.

[Gilbert]

Re: Are you worthy of owning this effect?

We’ll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, thus further reducing your property values and making your hypocritical white neighbors DESPISE you--'cuz you're obviously a property-value fairy. Your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, OUCHIE STINKIE.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OH NO YOU DI-ENT