Reb beach bagging on hammet

[deflep]

Reb is god and he's right. Hammet sucks. His playing on Death Magnetic is embarrassing.

Give Winger Karma a listen bc Reb smokes all over the place!

Alex

[aceinet]

Switching places

I think if Reb had to play a Metallica set he could rip thru all of Kirk's parts with no problems. I'm not so confident that Kirk could do a Winger set, at least not now.

[nafe]

Regardless of comparisons in talent/technical prowess between the two or opinions on thier bands, i think all Rebs comments do is show him up for the arrogant, sanctimonious cocksucker that he clearly is...

Seriously, what kind of D-grade "celebrity" fuckhead decides to crawl out from under his rock just to take random swipes at the abilities of a guitarist who has utterly eclipsed him in terms of career success??

IT'S CALLED DIPLOMACY, REB! GOOGLE IT!

Still, guess i'd have sand in my pussy too if some guy i had no respect for had spent the last 30 years out-selling, out-touring and out-screwing me 100 t0 1

[Grandturk]

I'm not so confident that Kirk could do a Winger set, at least not now.

That's OK. No one would be there to see it anyway.

[SlaytanicDude]

Actually I know a kid who likes Winger...he bought Winger tickets over Maiden.

[potatohead]

I'll bet Kirk read this and was laughing all the way to the bank

Bingo.

All Metallica has to do anytime someone bashes on them is point at their bank accounts.

[Endrik]

Regardless of comparisons in talent/technical prowess between the two or opinions on thier bands, i think all Rebs comments do is show him up for the arrogant, sanctimonious cocksucker that he clearly is...

Seriously, what kind of D-grade "celebrity" fuckhead decides to crawl out from under his rock just to take random swipes at the abilities of a guitarist who has utterly eclipsed him in terms of career success??

IT'S CALLED DIPLOMACY, REB! GOOGLE IT!

Still, guess i'd have sand in my pussy too if some guy i had no respect for had spent the last 30 years out-selling, out-touring and out-screwing me 100 t0 1

looks like I have to make a mark to my calender as this is the day I finally understand what rock'n'roll is all about - diplomacy.
shit, all my life I thought it was about non-conformity and expressing what you feel.
man, those corporate cocksuckers who made the Jonas Brothers were right after all, you have to be cute and polite, pissing off housewives and sensitive internet dorks is not a good idea... they might get angry, oh dear oh dear.
saying what we feel isn't important, sugar coating is the key, that's how your raise the standards in society, no matter what kind of shit someone does just say "good job"
People like Yngwie Malmsteen are a threat to our civilization, if I suck balls, he's gonna tell it to me... and that makes me upset, I'll start crying in the pillow. I don't know what to do anymore, no one in the suburbs has treated me like that and everything I do my daddy always supports me with tons of money. Should I sue him?

[Endrik]

Bingo.

All Metallica has to do anytime someone bashes on them is point at their bank accounts.

I have a bigger house than you do, I'm immune from the criticism, hell yeah

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

That's OK. No one would be there to see it anyway.

James always did all the rhythm parts in the studio because it sounded tighter (his statement, paraphrased from memory of however many years ago when I actually gave a shit.)

They should get Dave Mustaine back. :ROTF:

[tooslowhand]

I'm not so confident that Kirk could do a Winger set, at least not now.

I'm not even sure Kirk is really hacking the Metallica set at this point. I haven't heard Reb Beach since the 1990's and I didn't really care then but I have heard Kirk and you wouldn't get away with that crap solo from "My Apocalypse" in any melodic rock band. Or Megadeth.

[Endrik]

Too bad that Kirk is too much of a cool guy to talk shit about him but his lack of control over intonation is just irritating
Reb is a cool dude too and one funny fucker, he didn't sound mean at all when he was asked about Hammett, and hardly he has to prove his credibility, I mean when he was a teenager he was a session ace in NYC and was hand picked by Clapton, on top of that he has worked with Doug Pinnick.

[Grandturk]

Reb looked like he fell out of a trailer on That Metal Show this past weekend. Seriously dude, you're 40 some odd years old - buy a new flannel shirt.

[Larz]

I think Kirk should buy the rights to Winger's entire catalog and burn it.

[nafe]

looks like I have to make a mark to my calender as this is the day I finally understand what rock'n'roll is all about - diplomacy.
shit, all my life I thought it was about non-conformity and expressing what you feel.
man, those corporate cocksuckers who made the Jonas Brothers were right after all, you have to be cute and polite, pissing off housewives and sensitive internet dorks is not a good idea... they might get angry, oh dear oh dear.
saying what we feel isn't important, sugar coating is the key, that's how your raise the standards in society, no matter what kind of shit someone does just say "good job"
People like Yngwie Malmsteen are a threat to our civilization, if I suck balls, he's gonna tell it to me... and that makes me upset, I'll start crying in the pillow. I don't know what to do anymore, no one in the suburbs has treated me like that and everything I do my daddy always supports me with tons of money. Should I sue him?

Yeah dude, you're sooo right! You've opened my eyes, totally!! I now realise that it really is all about sticking to your guns, man! And practicing as hard as you can. And never going to bed when your mother tells you, coz she's like, a total conformist and shit. It's all about becoming the best guitarist the world has ever seen, and then playing as many highschool dances and local roller derbies as you can with as many shitbag, go-nowhere bands as possible COZ THAT'S THE ESSENCE OF ROCK, MAN!!! SUCCESS IS FOR LOSERS!!!
But most importantly, you've made me face the fact that at the end of the day, when i finally realise i'm a forgotten has-been and nobody gives a shit about me anymore (despite that i'm the best guitarist on the planet goddammit!!!*stamps feet*), the single most important element of rock is to console myself by doing radio interviews from the comfort of my "tornado bait" trailer, and whine like an impertinent little cunt about how "the other guys all suck" and "the only reason no-one cares about me anymore is coz like, the world just doesn't understand my genius man!!!"

Thanks for the lesson brother, i feel enlightened by your wisdom

Oh and don't worry princess, I'm sure that just like your little buddy Reb, during the course of your life you'll have many, maaany people tell you..."good job"

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Yeah dude, you're sooo right! You've opened my eyes, totally!! I now realise that it really is all about sticking to your guns, man! And practicing as hard as you can. And never going to bed when your mother tells you, coz she's like, a total conformist and shit. It's all about becoming the best guitarist the world has ever seen, and then playing as many highschool dances and local roller derbies as you can with as many shitbag, go-nowhere bands as possible COZ THAT'S THE ESSENCE OF ROCK, MAN!!! SUCCESS IS FOR LOSERS!!!
But most importantly, you've made me face the fact that at the end of the day, when i finally realise i'm a forgotten has-been and nobody gives a shit about me anymore (despite that i'm the best guitarist on the planet goddammit!!!*stamps feet*), the single most important element of rock is to console myself by doing radio interviews from the comfort of my "tornado bait" trailer, and whine like an impertinent little cunt about how "the other guys all suck" and "the only reason no-one cares about me anymore is coz like, the world just doesn't understand my genius man!!!"

Thanks for the lesson brother, i feel enlightened by your wisdom

Oh and don't worry princess, I'm sure that just like your little buddy Reb, during the course of your life you'll have many, maaany people tell you..."good job"

Are you being sarcastic? :think:

Because I kind of get the impression you might be being sarcastic. :dunno: