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[METAL MANIAC]

You confuse me with someone who cares about how people treat themselves when it comes to substances. He broke the law... holy shit, I'm going to cry.
Of course you don't understand Fyodor if you compare my internet message board blabbering to his work... and even if the comparison is meant to be a joke then it comes out as shit as his work essentially comes form Stendhal's character study while my internet blabbering in this thread did not.
Your last sentence is another proof that you don't understand Fyodor, with your 2nd grade level analysis of what I hope to achieve here (and failing miserably, I'm here to stir up shit and I'm not hoping anything as I know that I succeed, which is pretty evident) how can you possibly figure out his characters?

Well, Hello again Endirk, first let me say I am glad I struck a nerve with Dostoevsky....I thought it might...........considering your origin.....I have studied his work and I am very familiar with it. It was more or less intended to get you to think a little more, even there is some truth to it, as it was not a total joke. I will also not respond to the majority of your post because you and I both know it is a poor attempt to avoid the truth.........Let me say,secondly, that I am a much bigger fan of Van Halen than Van Hagar but I could not help but notice your continuous contradictions...being a fan of Van Halen has nothing to do with DLR or SH.....it is all EVH....however the problem lies in the quote
"If that would be the case then I'd be writing about rather calmly behaving Hagar's psychological process when he looks himself in the mirror and how it led him to believe that this whole beach bum and cabo wabo crap is coolcompared to Roth's hyper energetic personality and clown-like behavior which isin contrast with his feelings of guilt and how instead of cheesy tequilaparties in Mexico he opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." According to other post concerning YJM you stated Money, fame etc...has nothing to do with art...what about the quote..........."If you are interested in pussy contest then ask Neil Zlozower about it, there's simply no contest, Dave had more girls than any other rock star during the day."What does this have to do with art??? The problem I was addressing was the fact that you were trying to make DLR some kind of Martyr because he "opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." Where the fact is he has limited aspirations when it comes to art, which you claim to hold dear, as long as he gets laid, zooted and paid he cares less.....that is fine with me but that contradicts your thought process and as for SH at least he aspires for more lofty goals, you also say in one sentence he is garbage and then in another he has skills....which is it????....to be honest I don't give a fuck about either but wanted to call you on the BS...............MM

[horns666]

I had a medical emergency today. While doing routine genital grooming. My scrotum was in a relaxed, sagging state. My right testasticle hung much lower than the other. No matter how I tried to shake my junk back into place..the right one sank even lower. I went to the ER, and examined by their entire staff including other patients. Unfortunately, I have a condition called 'BALLS PELSY'.

I'm not happy with this.

[vampire dark]

I had a medical emergency today. While doing routine genital grooming. My scrotum was in a relaxed, sagging state. My right testasticle hung much lower than the other. No matter how I tried to shake my junk back into place..the right one sank even lower. I went to the ER, and examined by their entire staff including other patients. Unfortunately, I have a condition called 'BALLS PELSY'.

I'm not happy with this.

[atomic charvel guy]

I had a medical emergency today. While doing routine genital grooming. My scrotum was in a relaxed, sagging state. My right testasticle hung much lower than the other. No matter how I tried to shake my junk back into place..the right one sank even lower. I went to the ER, and examined by their entire staff including other patients. Unfortunately, I have a condition called 'BALLS PELSY'.

I'm not happy with this.

i'm sorry pal, that does suck, but when you spend more of your life with your balls in your hands than not,
i'm not surprised by this. now i have this to look forward to in the next year or so. we can sag together, whatta ya say pal?

[VitaminG]

being a fan of Van Halen has nothing to do with DLR or SH.....it is all EVH....

which is why the Cherone years were so hugely successful. And why so many chicks got into the band. It was only about the guitar playing

[toejam]

Well, Hello again Endirk, first let me say I am glad I struck a nerve with Dostoevsky....I thought it might...........considering your origin.....I have studied his work and I am very familiar with it. It was more or less intended to get you to think a little more, even there is some truth to it, as it was not a total joke. I will also not respond to the majority of your post because you and I both know it is a poor attempt to avoid the truth.........Let me say,secondly, that I am a much bigger fan of Van Halen than Van Hagar but I could not help but notice your continuous contradictions...being a fan of Van Halen has nothing to do with DLR or SH.....it is all EVH....however the problem lies in the quote
"If that would be the case then I'd be writing about rather calmly behaving Hagar's psychological process when he looks himself in the mirror and how it led him to believe that this whole beach bum and cabo wabo crap is coolcompared to Roth's hyper energetic personality and clown-like behavior which isin contrast with his feelings of guilt and how instead of cheesy tequilaparties in Mexico he opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." According to other post concerning YJM you stated Money, fame etc...has nothing to do with art...what about the quote..........."If you are interested in pussy contest then ask Neil Zlozower about it, there's simply no contest, Dave had more girls than any other rock star during the day."What does this have to do with art??? The problem I was addressing was the fact that you were trying to make DLR some kind of Martyr because he "opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." Where the fact is he has limited aspirations when it comes to art, which you claim to hold dear, as long as he gets laid, zooted and paid he cares less.....that is fine with me but that contradicts your thought process and as for SH at least he aspires for more lofty goals, you also say in one sentence he is garbage and then in another he has skills....which is it????....to be honest I don't give a fuck about either but wanted to call you on the BS...............MM

What's up with using the black font? Stop breaking the internet!

[vampire dark]

What's up with using the black font? Stop breaking the internet!

he's right

[horns666]

Joe, forget breaking the internet. He's breakin' my balls Joe..he's breakin' my balls.

He gave me Balls Pelsy!!!

My balls are silly lookin'..

[toejam]

Balls Pelsy! Are your balls now black from getting poop on them?

[horns666]

Balls Pelsy! Are your balls now black from getting poop on them?

No I wish. I got Balls Pelsy from a draft. Now my jusk looks exactly like Sylvester Stallone's face.

Ahhhh that's harsh ..he just lost family. But it looks exactly like him.

[Ward]

Now my jusk looks exactly like Sylvester Stallone's face.

Jesus, I can only hope you don't mean like at the end of Rocky. That shit was just a puffy bloody mess

[horns666]

Jesus, I can only hope you don't mean like at the end of Rocky. That shit was just a puffy bloody mess

No man, You now how Sly's eye and face had a droop to it. He had Bells Palsy. Yeah, my kid had that once. The wife and I were yelling at him to stop making a stupid face one day. When he insisted "what stupid face". I almost had a heart attack, because I thought he had a stroke or something. The ER told me it was Bells Palsy. So he looked like Quasimodo for two weeks. It was awesome...I have a bunch of pics. I put a pillow in my shirt and shit..screamin' "The bells!!". But I think karma bit me in the sack or somethin' because now..my junk!!!

My junk is all silly lookin'...I can't go out like this!

[Ward]

I think karma bit me in the sack

I'm definitely using that line in the future!

[Endrik]

Well, Hello again Endirk, first let me say I am glad I struck a nerve with Dostoevsky....I thought it might...........considering your origin.....I have studied his work and I am very familiar with it. It was more or less intended to get you to think a little more, even there is some truth to it, as it was not a total joke. I will also not respond to the majority of your post because you and I both know it is a poor attempt to avoid the truth.........Let me say,secondly, that I am a much bigger fan of Van Halen than Van Hagar but I could not help but notice your continuous contradictions...being a fan of Van Halen has nothing to do with DLR or SH.....it is all EVH....however the problem lies in the quote
"If that would be the case then I'd be writing about rather calmly behaving Hagar's psychological process when he looks himself in the mirror and how it led him to believe that this whole beach bum and cabo wabo crap is coolcompared to Roth's hyper energetic personality and clown-like behavior which isin contrast with his feelings of guilt and how instead of cheesy tequilaparties in Mexico he opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." According to other post concerning YJM you stated Money, fame etc...has nothing to do with art...what about the quote..........."If you are interested in pussy contest then ask Neil Zlozower about it, there's simply no contest, Dave had more girls than any other rock star during the day."What does this have to do with art??? The problem I was addressing was the fact that you were trying to make DLR some kind of Martyr because he "opted to volunteer as an emergency medic in the Bronx." Where the fact is he has limited aspirations when it comes to art, which you claim to hold dear, as long as he gets laid, zooted and paid he cares less.....that is fine with me but that contradicts your thought process and as for SH at least he aspires for more lofty goals, you also say in one sentence he is garbage and then in another he has skills....which is it????....to be honest I don't give a fuck about either but wanted to call you on the BS...............MM

Nah, no nerve is being stuck but as European literature is a subject which I've actually studied a lot and even have papers which give me the authority to act like a fucking snob then why not use my privileges time to time?
I stand by what I said, I think you misunderstood me, I think Hagar's business ventures are stupid, some people actually think his money gives him the license to make crappy music.
Getting a lot of women also has nothing to do with art but it's a subject which also interests me. It's pleasure for the senses like music is. One of my biggest musical idols Debussy was notorious for banging every dame in Paris, constantly being in the center of scandals with his affairs and often acting like a complete asshole. Charlie Parker got whoever he wanted. Music and women have been mixed together for a long time. Many ancient greek musicians or medieval troubadours did their business just to get laid.
DLR is no saint or a mad genius like Richard Wagner but the thing was about him or Hagar.
Van Halen sounded very unconventional which made them special in the world of pop music and DLR was a good example of unconventional singing manner and stage presence at the time. Hard rock meets vaudeville. There was theatrics in rock music before but DLR actually copied vaudeville singers, big band/swing performers which the glam/shock rock performers did not.
Hagar is much more conventional, while technically better he is also much more safer and appeals more to suburban housewives which is the worst kind of artistic death.

[vampire dark]

a friend of mine(my buddy) has balls pelsy...no joking, no trolling he's 16. he had serious health issues when he was younger