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  • #31
    Oh come on guys, we all wax our chests and pose shirtless once in a while. Right guys? RIGHT????



    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • #32
      Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
      Oh come on guys, we all wax our chests and pose shirtless once in a while. Right guys? RIGHT????
      If I look as good as Phil at that age I'm never putting my shirt back on.
      I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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      • #33
        Nope. Because this:

        will get you this:
        Last edited by Axegrinder87; 02-06-2012, 07:58 AM.
        "Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666

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        • #34
          Axegrinder,.... let it go

          Although as much as you would like to, the 60's are gone and we're trying very hard just getting the 80's back
          "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

          -"You like Anime"

          "....crap!"

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          • #35
            I'm with Axe. Some chicks dig chest hair as long as you're not one of those guys that looks like you're wearing a sweater.
            In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012

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            • #36
              I love you guys..in the most gayest of ways!

              I'll be back!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                I love you guys..in the most gayest of ways!

                I'll be back!
                You're still not getting my beer.
                In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012

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                • #38
                  About time someone feels the same way I do. Def Leprosy can suck my ballsack.

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                  • #39
                    Does that mean you agree with horns666?

                    Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                    I love you guys..in the most gayest of ways!
                    In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by CowboyFromHell View Post
                      Does that mean you agree with horns666?
                      " I always agree with horns666..he's god of gods. His cosmic goo created life as we know it!!" Neil Armstrong...1st man on the moon.
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        " I always agree with horns666..he's god of gods. His cosmic goo created life as we know it!!" Neil Armstrong...1st man on the moon.
                        Ok, I know that's not what he really said. Neil Armstrong doesn't use the word "goo".


                        He does use the word "spooge" quite often, though.
                        The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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                        • #42
                          Everybody knows Sean Connery is Indiana Jones dad. Few folks know of his other son however......































                          Chuck Norris
                          "Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666

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                          • #43
                            I didnt think Chuck Norris had a father..... I thought he created everything?
                            "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                            • #44
                              Nope, Sean Connery created Chuck Norris. Then he later created Bruce Lee, to defeat Chuck, since he didn't want to himself, being his father after all.
                              "Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by xenophobe View Post
                                Ok, I know that's not what he really said. Neil Armstrong doesn't use the word "goo".


                                He does use the word "spooge" quite often, though.
                                That's true,

                                In 1955, Hollywood used Cosmic Goo as The Blob. So in effort not to scare anyone, NASA coined the 1969 Apollo Mission- Operation: Moon Spooge. These are facts!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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