George Lynch...Please stop! You're killin' me..hahhahhaa!!

[tonemonster]

You guys are high!! C',mon don't be in denial. He blows!

He hasn't worte anything worth a damn since Sacred Groove..that was '93. ummmm 20 years ago..??

I have to agree with Bill. I am a major Lynch fan, but man he just aint got the magic anymore. Sacred Groove was the last good thing he did. damn shame to say,but its true. BillZ speaks da troof.

[tonemonster]

Look at it this way.

By comparison from then to now....

At least his playing isn't as bad as Don's singing.

the man has a point here.

[horns666]

Were those hair plugs I saw??? (1:48-1:58)

Without a doubt !!! Mr Baldy..Mr Hair Club for Men with Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.


Dis is troof!

[horns666]

Please tell me you didnt wear an argyle sweater to the show.

Rossnesses' sweater was on fire ! It was so hot ..Mr Schweaty's Balls were sweltering!

[horns666]

Who'd write a song called "Mr. Scary", and be proud of it? You'd have to be baked to think that's cool!

It's Gay..it always was gay and will be gay. That was the beginning of the gayness.

I'm Gay! I mean. I feel kinda Gay..sometimes. Is that Gay?

[Nightbat]

He's Yngwie F'n Malmsteen.

Actually, he's Yngwie J Malmsteen

It's so as not to confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteen's out there

[horns666]

Actually, he's Yngwie J Malmsteen

It's so as not to confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteen's out there

Thes are facts. Not even Lars Snoggerpigger (Yngy's actual name) Is Yngwie J Malmsteen.

Even I am Bill Z Bub..as to not cunfuse me with all the other Bill Bubs out there.

But Charvelbro sounds like he had a great time! Even tho he may not really think so. It's a cultutal thing. I worked every wedding and party imaginable. Kinda like DJs/bands..From total rednecks wedding, black weddings, asian, russian, polish, german, romanian, italian, mexican, greek, puerto rican, arab, et.. ummm everything but scandanavian. I never witnessed that, but I'd really love to. Swedish girls..forgetabouddit!! Let me tell you. That whole stereotype about white people can't dance is BS. Well, not really. But black people shouldn't talk so freely about that, because they can NOT hold a candle, in any way, shape, or form to any latino, hispanic dancing. Nooooo way!!! I am no dance expert, but wow..just wow..they got moves with grooves! To me NOTHING is more stiff than line dancing. I mean it's good excercise at old folks homes..which is nice. Compare that to Salsa...mingya!

Of ALL those parties....you're going to get in a fight at the Redneck wedding. I actually had to arrest the groom. I had no choice. After he punched me the SECOND time, and gave me a huge fat lip...forgettabouddit. They can't dance for poop. They dance like strippers...bad ones.

[GuerillaPete]

Who's George Lynch again?

[tonemonster]

Lars Johan Yngve Lannerback is Wingway's real name.


as for George, he is the guy that can explode chains by simply pointing a super strat at them. kinda like super powers, but not as real.

[SausageofPower]

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Kinda sad. Another example of George getting killed by who he's playing with. The kid reminds me a bit of George back when he was hungry.

[Hellbat]

George is the most uncomfortable looking guitar player I've ever seen. He always like someone is trying to ram a fresh off the BBQ baked potato up his ass. He will always be the master of the "jerk-off' vibrato though. I don't know if it was him or Warren that used it first, but to me it's George's thing, like tapping is Ed's thing. I think it's from the hot potato tension though, so thats probably why nobody else does it like that.

[lerxstcat]

George's bitterness killed him IMO. He never got over Don Stealing "Paris is Burning" to get the record deal, even though Don then hired him when Xciter was NEVER gonna get signed. George had the chops, but he never had any charisma to get himself anywhere on his own, until he was "George Lynch, ex-Dokken".
If he had just gotten over Don's trick say around Under Lock And Key, and started digging the band and forgiven Don for MAKING HIM A ROCKSTAR, they could have gone somewhere big after Back For The Attack, the Nightmare connection and the Monsters of Rock tour gave them momentum. Maybe if he had not been plotting with Jeff and Mick to somehow try and get rid of Don, who had the deal in his own name, then maybe Don would not have disbanded the group when he did. Even though they always had conflict, Don always showed respect for George, but George always slagged Don. He bit the hand that fed him and made him a known guitar hero. I think his bitterness has just eaten him up from the inside and with the drugs, destroyed his playing.

[SausageofPower]

Eh, I don't agree with all of that. Per Don's own word, he didn't want George in the band. He's said that for ages. It's thanks to Mick that George got invited to join.

Besides, the animosity between the two fueled some of the best playing to come out of the 80's IMHO.

[lerxstcat]

Eh, I don't agree with all of that. Per Don's own word, he didn't want George in the band. He's said that for ages. It's thanks to Mick that George got invited to join.

Besides, the animosity between the two fueled some of the best playing to come out of the 80's IMHO.

It was Don's call and not Mick's since Don called the shots. By the grace of Don Dokken George Lynch has a shell of a career. That must still torque George's jaws, LOL!

[SausageofPower]

Eh, one could argue that without George Lynch Don wouldn't have much of a career. Look at how his solo album sold compared to the first Lynch Mob album. ;p