How the fuck did these guys get signed?

[moku]

not to defend the guy but i think it's supposed to be some kind of anti-melodic/scale oriented thing... maybe anti-musical too! it's like the bad version of tosin abasi (from animal as leaders)

[VitaminG]

I just imagine he has his Rusty Cooley exercise chart in front of him as records over a drum machine

[toejam]

Drum machine? Those are the best drums ever. I bet that's Gene Hoglan playing on it!

[coloradoman25]

Hey leave Jack Frost alone hes a friend of mine lol

This right here is genius i laughed harder than i do at half the comedy cd's ive heard.

[Hellbat]

They have another slightly more genius album out as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asristir_Vieldriox

As G said, you just don't like them because you aren't intelligent enough to understand it, there is highly educated musical genius at work here.

Behold the mastery, 99 tracks of a carefully designed musical journey. It's too bad the limitations of CD technology limited this album to 99 tracks.

[watson503]

They have another slightly more genius album out as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asristir_Vieldriox

As G said, you just don't like them because you aren't intelligent enough to understand it, there is highly educated musical genius at work here.

Behold the mastery, 99 tracks of a carefully designed musical journey. It's too bad the limitations of CD technology limited this album to 99 tracks.

Tabs?

lmmfao!

Jesus...that is just awful. These are the guys responsible for this crap, no wonder the guitarist is hiding his face, I would too



Not

[Maiden89]

What the fuck was that? I thought the video was skipping... Jesus Christ! The youtube comments actually show that these guy's have fans.

It seems I could make a revolutionary album using an Iphone app to record with that would turn the music industry on it's head. It would take me 2 or 3 hours of wanking on the guitar and I would be hailed as a breath taking visionary of the anti-musical movement... I would have 20 or 30 fans in the whole world, do interviews for blogs that get 3 visitors a week, do tours across the U.S playing in sold out basements of 5 people... Wow! I'm getting excited thinking about the fame and fortune I would have.

[dvscool]

I am a rock god.

[holycross1]

They have another slightly more genius album out as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asristir_Vieldriox

As G said, you just don't like them because you aren't intelligent enough to understand it, there is highly educated musical genius at work here.

Okay? I listened to it.....Did....did anyone get a phone call with a heavy breather at the end telling you you would die tonight at the stroke of 11:11 PM?








Neither did I. But it would have pissed me of less. I will never get that 12.41 minutes of my life back! Ever!


LOL

[Aldrich fan]

Remember when you were 10 years old, and you thought you could really play guitar? These guys are reliving that feeling every day......

[holycross1]

Remember when you were 10 years old, and you thought you could really play guitar? These guys are reliving that feeling every day......

Hahahahahahaha!

[Maiden89]

I remember fretting random notes all over the fretboard as fast as I could thinking I was the most bad assed player on earth when I was like 13 or 14, but I never actually recorded my guitar wankery. Looking back, I guess I could have actually made a record of my shitty playing... Now I feel I'm a legend listening to these guys.

I guess these guy's are still at that stage in their playing where they finally figured out how fret and pick in sync and it's blowing their minds.

[KevinDguitar]

29 seconds.. I made it 29 seconds.. I'll never get that back you know? lol

[AdRock]

I remember fretting random notes all over the fretboard as fast as I could thinking I was the most bad assed player on earth when I was like 13 or 14, .

So, in other words, you could play all of the solos to Slayer's first couple albums? LOL.

[Tho]

And just like that, the bar was lowered to the deepest depths.