"Maybe He's Just Big Boned!"

[mariner99]

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So it's "short" jokes now eh?

Watch your kneecaps Rich, some of us throw a mean left hook! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Hey man, didn't mean YOU! YOU look GOOD, er... down there an' sh1t! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Seriously, If I, a fat guy, am supposed to roll with the fat jokes, and Europeans should laugh at terms like Euro-weenies, then the dwarves... I mean midgets... I mean,vertically-challenged people [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] should do the same, right? If one is cool, so's the other, right? [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]Fair's fair - or is it?

[mariner99]

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Absolutely! Hell, if I actually took short jokes personally, I would have jumped off a bridge a long time ago! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Enigma]

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Well at least YJM doesn't have to be concerned (as if he would be) about short jokes, I think he is about 6'2" to 6'3" isn't he? He's up there with Vai in height but stockier, errr until recently MUCH stockier. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Chuckracer]

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LOL!! I'm sure our BS dosen't faze Yngwie in the least. It shouldn't!
Vertically challenged? Hey! I resemble that remark!

[Hamner1]

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Powertube that's funny ****. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Yes Doc that pic looks photoshopped, but the tin man looks to be in shape.

[jgcable]

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He looks fairly normal to me. I am glad he lost the weight. Now people can concentrate more on his chops rather than his "pork" chops.

[lerxstcat]

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His weight was the only thing people had to rag him on. His ego? It's justified by his abilities and his impact on metal guitar technique. He's as important as EVH, if less well-known to non-guitarists. Good job Yngwie!

[wulfe13]

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His weight was the only thing people had to rag him on. His ego? It's justified by his abilities and his impact on metal guitar technique. He's as important as EVH, if less well-known to non-guitarists. Good job Yngwie!

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I couldn't agree more! He's friggin phenominal live! Hell as for his ego, it reminds me of the joke.... Why is Eddie Van Halen always smiling? ....... coz he's Eddie fukking Van Halen!!!

[Mordor]

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The Euro-weenies don't get our crass American humour, gents.

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You know,we're still not used to mega transatlantic fat guys as you do in America Chuck [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
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[Chuckracer]

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Yngwie is a mega transatlantic fat guy?
Gee, and I thought we were the crass ones! [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Mordor]

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He's not but the 61% of the american population is according to the latest amrican government statistics.Now who's the crass?
Now seems that someone did not get some european humor uh? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[PowerTube]

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I'll say one thing; you better not start picking on those of us with oversized cocks. Then we're gonna have a problem.
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[lerxstcat]

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He's not but the 61% of the american population is according to the latest amrican government statistics.Now who's the crass?Now seems that someone did not get some european humor uh? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]2 words:Luciano Pavarotti

[Mordor]

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Eheh,10pts for lerxstcat! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]