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  • #61
    Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

    Anton LeVay spoke of this shit...and it is so true..

    A person with absolutely no religious background will suddenly feel a NEED for God later in life..The closer one becomes to death...the more the need for a "God"..

    But I say that.."God" is a mental band-aid for coping with death...be it your own ...or a loved one..he was invented to cusion the fear man has for death..he is the hope for the hopeless and the strength for the weak..he is comfort for those who refuse that death is the end.

    so sayeth the Bill Z Bub!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #62
      Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

      well the puppett porn scene may be a bit much for him. there's golden showers and the heroine takes a crap on the hero's face! i always found puppetts rather disturbing myself but this is a great movie. i bought the dvd last week and i've already watched it like six or seven times! classic stuff man. thats where the line..."there are three types of people. dicks, pussies, and assholes" comes from. your gonna love it bill. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      Hear the universe scream
      Bleeding from black holes
      Whom horns careless
      And whom God mourns

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      • #63
        Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

        i told ya dude, my sister had his bible and years ago i started reading it. but it scared the shit out of me cuz it made TOO much sense. i didn't read very far... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Hear the universe scream
        Bleeding from black holes
        Whom horns careless
        And whom God mourns

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        • #64
          Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

          Also the line:
          "Let me tell you about Gary. Gary is a man who knows when you put a man's dick in your mouth you make a pact, a pact that cannot be broken."
          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          • #65
            Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

            I'm so rone-ree... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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            • #66
              Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

              i like this one..."i'm not from hollywood, i'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is very valuable"... those guys rule!
              Hear the universe scream
              Bleeding from black holes
              Whom horns careless
              And whom God mourns

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              • #67
                Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

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                But I say that.."God" is a mental band-aid for coping with death...be it your own ...or a loved one..he was invented to cusion the fear man has for death..he is the hope for the hopeless and the strength for the weak..he is comfort for those who refuse that death is the end.

                so sayeth the Bill Z Bub!

                [/ QUOTE ]

                Oh my god (hah, that's funny)...you and I have the same exact theory on God. Scary. Man cannot contemplate death..we are simply not equipped, cognitively, to comprehend not existing, to contemplate zero conciousness. So, to fill the gap, we invented an afterlife and a ruler of such..then people figured out that ABSOLUTE POWER could be obtained by manipulating people's access to such an afterlife. And there you have the core of most modern religions, especially Christianity.

                End of story.

                Mike
                Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                • #68
                  Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                  yo billy boy,
                  you don't have to change the letters at the top of the cross for this guy. leave the original ones up there- INRI
                  which stands for -i'm nailed right in.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #69
                    Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                    Disclaimer...this is anti-God spewage...

                    Man made God in his own image and then insists that it is the other way around..

                    Until God personaly comes down here and slaps my balls...I'll just classify him with Santa Clause , The tooth fairy , Easter Bunny...or goldylocks and the three fucking bears.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                    But we ALL know damn well that there is NO god coming to slap my balls anytime soon..because he doesn't fucking exist..PERIOD!!!

                    I think eventually this whole "God" thing will go away...man is becoming much too wise at a very fast rate..

                    there is more evidence discrediting the idea of God...and No evidence of a God...None , no evidence...Nothing...Nada...zilch...squat...NEVER!

                    that is why man will never be on the same fucking page...man has over 2000 theories of God...and all of them are correct if you ask them...that is why we are at war as we speak...

                    God VS Allah...I have no use for either...they both can suck my balls

                    I'm God...I'm the best god I know...because I am devoted and love myself and my family and friends like nobody's business....that's a REAL god!!

                    I read the fucking bible all the time...and it is the most sickest , bloodiest , perverted , ridiculous book ever written...and that is the book of God...or I should say the book of man..it was written by monkeys who wiped their asses with their hands because Toilet paper wasn't invented yet...and they all looked like Usama Bin Ladins (like Christ)...you're going to believe what the fuck they say...FUCK YOU!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    it is so full of shit...I can't believe anyone with half a damaged brain can't see this...but they are just spoonfed sheople that was raised on God...or driven to him because of some tragedy...and they are much too weak a person to handle matters themselves...therefore need "strength" from God..duh!

                    That is how I view people...weak...clueless...mindless...hapless...sp oonfed ...sheep-like fucktards.....billions of these goofs say God exist..therefore he does..so sayeth the fucktards.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    if you can get millions of fucktards to like Britney fucking Spears...then why not a God..what's the fucking difference...that is what kind of mindset we are dealing with here..

                    I am so sick and tired ...and seeing all this wasted time , money and energy go into something that doesn't exist...they are just buying "hope"...and nothing more..instead of putting all that energy , time and money into the matter at hand....but that is too much work..so they sit on their fat asses pray instead!

                    so I want to personally pee on their parade..because I can....because I fucking can...and it feels sooooooooooooooooo good.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love it!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                    so please keep hope (god) alive motherfuckers.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    You see, I love my son more than life itself...but when he dies...I know that is the end...I will never see him again...I will never meet him in any heaven or whatever...but TRUTH is a very bitter pill to swallow...and most folks hate TRUTH...and they hate death!!

                    Man's undying fear of Dying gives God credibility..in whatever form that God is...just pick one of the 2000 gods that is availuable that best fit your needs.

                    BTW...I was raised Roman Catholic all my life and I once too was convinced there was a God..I must say God does give you that sense of comfort...security...but it's a lie..I found that out when I became a cop and had to deal with all of God's people and the aftermath they do...there is NO way...any "good" father would let things like this happen to his children and if he does exist...then he's an asshole...that is the God I got to know...and I hate him...and the very idea of him..if I couild meet him...I'd slap his balls...he deserves it!!!

                    So sayeth The Bill Z Bub.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                      I choose Zeus, beacuse thorwing bolt of lightning is badass
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #71
                        Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                        yeah dude...I got that graphic on my RR1...it is badass!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                          Team America rules. It may be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. "Jesus Titty F*$K Christ!". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          Tarbaby Fraser.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                            Bill, I agree with just about everything you say. Except your assertion that people will wise up. No, they won't...if anything they are moving closer to god. To all you wrote above, I would say they could respond with one word, "FAITH". Of course there is no proof, no imperical evidence...nothing to support the existence of god. NOTHING. However, that will not stop people from believing...because they wear their faith like a badge of honor. They will waive it in your face with a superior attitude and heap bullshit pity on you because you won't be saved. I am currently working in the heart of the Bible Belt...Alabama. In the office in which I work, there is a Bible in every room..crosses everywhere. They hold Bible study every Thursday...they all visit internet "Faith" sites. These people are dedicated man. Once they find out you don't believe, they subtley try to get you involved....to come to a Bible study...to be saved.

                            A woman from my home office is a born again. She honestly believes that only people who have accepted Jesus as their savior will be allowed into heaven. I asked her is the Dali Lama would be allowed into Heaven, she stated without hesitation that NO, he would go to hell. Ghandi, he's toasting right now..according to her. Arrogance, my friend...arrognace. Another way in which these people continue to grow in number and power. With the current politcial climate in the world, and especially in this nation, I do not see an end to this trend.

                            Mike
                            Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                              well you are very correct Mike....so far God has existed since the beginning of man...man invented Gods right outta the box...well because I think they are fucking masochists to be honest with you..

                              they feel the need for punishment for bad deeds...and a atta boy when you do something good...how fucking stupid..

                              I think eventually ...maybe 100 ...200 years man will advance so much ...the present idea of God will be out dated...maybe a new and improved God will emerge...people need their Gods...they can't live without them..

                              so I think you are right...unfortunately..

                              maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part...

                              I personally want to invert every single cross on every single church in the entire world...that is my goal!!

                              well I don't need God...but I do need goals.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                              Jimmy ...I love you my son...come and join the dark side...come join us Jimmy....come join us... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                                Bill, you sound like my "Hell Awaits" album. I've been telling Tom Araya to piss off for about fifteen years - I ain't coming over. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Fill yer boots, though. It doesn't cause me any sweat, old buddy. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] There is more to friendship than God or Satan.

                                I've felt like hanging up my god gloves on many occasions, as you know, but have never had the ball to do it. You guys have it right, there is a comfort in faith that can not be explained.
                                Tarbaby Fraser.

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