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  • #46
    Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

    Yeah, let it go Head!, let it go! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Fucking shitbag!
    "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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    • #47
      Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

      I wanna get down on my knees and praise Jesus... I wanna feel his salvation all over my face! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #48
        Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

        [ QUOTE ]
        I wanna get down on my knees and praise Jesus... I wanna feel his salvation all over my face! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]
        actually its... "i wanna get down on my knees, and start pleasing jesus!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Hear the universe scream
        Bleeding from black holes
        Whom horns careless
        And whom God mourns

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        • #49
          Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

          yeah it is paul, but our very own cameltoejam is famous for hitting the floor with his designer kneepads for the working man-lol
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #50
            Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

            Yeah, yeah, but Tommy, you're much better at it and taught me the ropes. Now get back under my desk!
            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #51
              Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

              This guy is making me ill.....it will be a while till the issue with the interview gets here so a scanned pic would be funny to see. Get him for us Bill.....

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              • #52
                Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                Hey dudes!.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                a tattoo of the word "Jesus" is on his hand ...SO he could stop masterbating.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                why don't he just put the name "Jesus" on his dick and cut out the middle man....maybe he can't fit all the letters on his PP...maybe he should just put "JC" on his peen.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]....oh , I can't even type this shit...I'm laughing too hard!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Here is a quote from this tool in the GW interview.......here goes... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Welch ..." I'm sharing everything I own. I've got a Hawaiian-style pool in my backyard , with a bridge going over it and waterfalls. I'm taking all the poor people we've been helping out to my house and we are going to baptize them in the pool.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...I want to have a baptizing party every weekend and invite all those people into my house"... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img].........baptize all the poor peole...oh yeahhhhhhhhhh...I'm sure they'll love that...hey , why don't he just skip the baptizing and pass the mad dog 20 / 20 ...and hand out cans of Spam [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


                what if...I pose as one of his poor people ...and I go there and Pee in his Hawaiian-style baptizing pool...so all of his followers can baptize in my Pee...

                I'll even Pee off that bridge that he's standing on...or maybe Pee off the high dive...and when he comes up to me to stop me...I punch him in the groin..and Pee on him...

                I betcha all those homeless people who haven't bathed in a year or so...wouldn't really notice the urine smell anyways...

                I hope that pool has a good filter and a high levels of bleach.. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                what a fucking tool... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #53
                  Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                  I wish I could play a little game with ol' head boy...

                  He can pretend to be Jesus....and I'll be the sadistic , barbaric Roman guard..with a sword in his friggin' ass..

                  if he really wants to feel more Jesus-like...fuck , let me help him!!!

                  when I'm done with him....he'll be spewin' "ooooooooooooooooooohhh why father....whyyyyyyyyy have you forsaken me....ohhh my ass....why father....why my ass father...forgive him ..for that Bill Z Bub is a motherfucker.." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  and on the top of his cross will be the letters "IARI".... I'm - A - Real - Idiot .. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                    somebody said it best when they said..

                    "God got HEAD from Korn"... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    I swear whenever I need a good laugh...all I have to do is look at that stupid tool submerged in his "Hawaiian" baptizing pool...baptizing his Ibanez...

                    WHAT A FAGGITY FAG!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...

                      he starts off the interview stating..."In Jesus's name ...I bypass my brain"...

                      yeah....Noooooooooooooo SHIT!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                        OMFG [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        looks like you have a lot of fun here Bill [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        Whata fucking retard he is, no one gives a shit about that jeesus crap. People like rock'n'roll.
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #57
                          Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                          i thought those shirts said "korn gave god head"? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                          funny shit...hey horns did you see team america yet?
                          Hear the universe scream
                          Bleeding from black holes
                          Whom horns careless
                          And whom God mourns

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                          • #58
                            Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                            I'm cryin'!!!...LMAO!....Bill...that is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a good long while bro!...thanks for the laugh...I needed it today! Especially the thing about peeing in his pool!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                            • #59
                              Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              i thought those shirts said "korn gave god head"? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                              funny shit...hey horns did you see team america yet?

                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              "America...FUCK YEAH....we're off to save the motherfuckin' day yeah"!! LMAO!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                              • #60
                                Re: Head of KORN is now Jesus Christ???

                                I VERY much want to pee in his baptizing pool...that would give me wood!

                                No Paul dude...I want to see that movie sooooo fucking bad man...by my lame ass wife doesn'r find "puppets" amusing...I said hey bitch (that's her name) it's Trey Parker and Matt Stone man...it has to RULE!!

                                so I want to get it for me and my son to watch...but my singer bro told me don't let my son Vinny watch it because it is too fucked up in parts...my son watched every Southpark episode with me...every last one of them ...at least twice...so I can't see the movie being too far removed from that kind of humor....my kid is 10...but he is the son of the devil incarnate...so there may be an exception here..

                                my son watched ORGAZO with me....my wife would shit if she knew...but fuck it...he's mature and a lot like his ol' man...I knew he'd appreciate that shit...man he loved Orgazmo!!!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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