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  • #46
    Re: Jani Lane

    I imagine it's pretty tough to kick the booze habit if you do nothing but play gigs at a string of bars. Jani sounds like he's in pretty bad shape--and Metal Sludge is there to cover every sick moment of it...

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    • #47
      Re: Jani Lane

      [ QUOTE ]
      Siggs...anyone that see my wife thinks she's hot as hell...and most of people I don't know thinks she's my friggin' daughter...that sucks! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Yeah...my wife is very pettite and very very pretty...Italian...olive skin , very long brunette hair...she's a solid 88lbs and she is 4' 10"..her pant's size is a 0 and she wear a size 5 shoe..

      a spinner I guess you'd call her..

      to be honest with you she turns me on just as much as she did 20 years ago...and she hasn't changed in looks since...But I sure have.. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

      but she's not complaining!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

      as far as her personality ...she has no use for people and don't trust them at all....and that's a good thing in my book. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      the ONLY person is the world she trusts is ..me. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

      [/ QUOTE ]

      Sounds like she is a looker, but to me i could probaly be ok with the small frame thing, just this girls (heather) personality really turns me off, she is depressent and super clingy. She is 20 by the way and i am 35, so that might explain alot there.

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      • #48
        Re: Jani Lane

        He had his glory..

        it's over now..

        thank goodness..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #49
          Re: Jani Lane

          I actually like a big ass... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

          not a big ass woman.. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

          but a woman with a big ass.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

          probably because I been married to this little spinner for two decades... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

          somethin'...different.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

          so at night when I'm surfing the porn...you better believe I'm hittin' all the "BIG Bootay" sites.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #50
            Re: Jani Lane

            *****we now interupt the interuption to find out what turns Bill on.Therapy not included.**************** [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #51
              Re: Jani Lane

              Jani worte one of the coolest lyrics ever IMHO.
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #52
                Re: Jani Lane

                and what lyric would that be..

                Heaven is not too far away...or she's my cherry pie..

                fuck that...I can do one better!!

                Cherry Pie is not too far away!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

                Now I'm hungry.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #53
                  Re: Jani Lane

                  Dude had pussy on his mind, not too much different then you Horns, not too much different at all. YOu guys have more in common then you think, hahaha

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                  • #54
                    Re: Jani Lane

                    that's what I'm talkin' about, he sang about pussy, that's what I like.
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #55
                      Re: Jani Lane

                      I will say this,Jani wrote great pop songs, i listen to those cds on a regular basis.I would like to have them release a rarities cd of all the cool stuff that record big wigs didnt consider hits.Dude can write a song , even if he looks like a frog.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Jani Lane

                        that's it!!!

                        A Frog...that is what he looks like!!!!

                        Well ..I like pussy...but I never write about it...I write nice things...happy songs like ..pedophile priests , war or killin' God ...songs for the whole family.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

                        I don't write about boys that go down...or the down boys..

                        I write nice songs called..Father Felon , High Speed Death Roll , Scapegoat , Destruction Ritual , Death Perception , Live long and Suffer..pretty stuff like that! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Jani Lane

                          Hey Did Billy Morris really looked "distressed"...with Jani.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          it takes alot to get him disturbed...he's a very even keel dude...and a pretty good player actually..

                          I was going to play geetar for his girlfriend some years ago in her band...she was pretty hot...what the hell was her name again...something St Claire..in her band Cherrybomb...I think ...it's been a while...but my riffs were too dark for her taste...she was a very nice girl though ..man he treated her like crap..

                          John knows her too...I forgot her name..piece of ass though!!! [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Jani Lane

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            Siggys...I'm all about the ladies too...

                            but I is married for a very long time...and to honest with my wife looks hotter than most of the young hotties out there...she still looks like 21 years old....all 88 lbs of her..

                            and you know what...it's not worth it for me...I have WAY too many toys to lose on some puss..

                            boy I'm tempted at times too...but when I think of my nice big house , my Cobra , my money , my cds , my gear...and then I put than on a scale with some pussy...ten tons of pussy...it doesn't even come close.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            A-fucking Men on all counts! Although it sometimes scares me when we agree on things. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            "POOP"

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                            • #59
                              Re: Jani Lane

                              Bill do you know a 80's rock band New Haven, they were from Cleveland but went to LA. Their drummer Todd Lane worked with Warrant's Joey Allen. Also they had Robbie Crane on bass who worked with Vince Neil and is a member of RATT right now.
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #60
                                Re: Jani Lane

                                no I don't know that , corn feed , mother humper of the special kind...

                                but I'm sure he's awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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