Alex Webster

[toejam]

Re: Alex Webster

Alex rules!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] Watching the DVD from The Wretched Spawn cd is insane! The guy can really play any style well, but how many guys play extremely fast death metal bass without using a pick?!? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Alex Webster

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he's playing bass for cannibal corpse....just one of the most popular death metal bands, nothing you should know about [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

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Am I supposed to enjoy death metal because I own Jackson's? Shit, does that mean I have to buy some Jordans at the Salvation army, too?

Excuse my ignorance regarding death metal. Maybe you long haired messiahs could point me to a few death metal cd's that don't make me nauseous. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Mr White]

Re: Alex Webster

I think it must be the spandex trousers cutting off your circulation thats making you nauseous [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

James

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Alex Webster

You obviously have a crystal ball. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

Re: Alex Webster

Dude, you can't get laid to anything that has the name Wretched, Corpse, Cannibal, Spawn or anything similar to those terms in the title. I'll tell you, nothing gets 'em wetter than some good Cookie Monster "vocals" and a bassline that makes your eyeballs bleed and your spleen to rupture!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Now, spandex.....

Mike

[Endrik]

Re: Alex Webster

I'm with Jimmy and Mike [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Alex Webster

Wait now, I just bought some wicked high tops and a Suffocation t-shirt. You tellin' me that I can't get laid in this garb? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Damn you, Alex Webster. Damn you to hell. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

For the record, I am sure this guy is a great musician but I can't get beyond the vocals. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: Alex Webster

Heh, you guys just don't know chicks that are into death metal and want to get laid to it! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Two must have Cannibal Corpse cds... The Bleeding, The Wretched Spawn. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

Re: Alex Webster

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Heh, you guys just don't know chicks that are into death metal and want to get laid to it! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Two must have Cannibal Corpse cds... The Bleeding, The Wretched Spawn. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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As I said in the other post..I would need an assload of meth and at least 50mg of Viagra to have sex to Death Metal. However...if there was some sort of kinky blood ritual thing going on...and the girl wears alot of black makeup and fishnets, or whatever the hell Death Metal chicks wear, I may be able to get down.

Hey, skanky chicks are skanky chicks...right? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mike

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Alex Webster

The man is preaching!!!! Testify, Michael, TESTIFY!!!!!

[toejam]

Re: Alex Webster

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[MBreinin]

Re: Alex Webster

You have to remember that I am 35, I need pharmaceuticals to keep up that kind of pace. I mean, damn, banging a chick to Take Your Whiskey Home...that I can pull off. Trying to get to some stuff that moves like a rabbit on an 8 Ball, well that is going to take some serious help. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So, got any pics of death metal chicks? The trashier the better, my friend. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Mike

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Alex Webster

35 on 24, er, I mean going off on 24. I mean, going on 24. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

This spandex is too damn tight.

[toejam]

Re: Alex Webster

I'm 33, but mentally I'm only like 16. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I've got no pics of the chicks either.

[MBreinin]

Re: Alex Webster

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I'm 33, but mentally I'm only like 16. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I've got no pics of the chicks either.

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Well, I still "feel" 18, but I don't perform like I'm 18. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]