Dan Spitz introduces his wife....Candi Spitz

[dinkyjacksonman]

http://www.spitzwatch.com/index2.html

From the website..
Also read what Dan says about her..
And funny thread about it from Blabbermouth...
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=51935

[Nuclear Vampire]

That's the best porn star name ever.

[RacerX]

That Spitz is a weird cat

[Seventh Avenged]

oh, jeez...he tapes his hands too.

what is it with him and Hammster?

[neilli]

That Spitz is a weird cat

Yeah, he seems to be a little wierd nowadays doesn't he? He always used to seem normal, but now he seems to be 'god-y with attitude' and "I'm great, and I've got a hot wife" which just seems a little crass....of course, he now plays hideous PRS abominations, so maybe I'm already thinking he's gone mental

[toejam]

Candi Spitz? I'd rather have Candi Swallowz.

[HeWhoIs]

Candi Spitz? I'd rather have Candi Swallowz.

Amen!

[Jacksonfan]

he now plays hideous PRS abominations, so maybe I'm already thinking he's gone mental

Did anyone happen to check the gear link on his site. Talk about an abomination, this does not sound good.



The most amazing guitars on the planet come from these guys. You already know that I'm sure. As we progress toward a signature model in the shape you might be more familiar with me playing, I am in such awe at the careful nature and wonderful expertise that comes from within' these guitar luthiers at the factory. There is no room for error or second best. My guitar is just an extension of my being that only they can capture and turn into the creativity that challenges my soul to create.

[St.James]

PRS has always appeared cheap and shitty to me. I know people who swear by them though.

Everytime I go into GC for a new axe I always have a PRS shoved in my face. They don't look good, sound good or play good. I just don't see the big deal with them.

[texasfury]

"The most amazing guitars on the planet come from these guys (PRS)."

It's almost like Dan has never heard of Ed Roman!!!!

[VulfgangPfuck]

How about when Dan was a (brief) Dean endorser after he crawled out from under his rock again....

I'm still trying to figure out the timeline between Dean and PRS

[neilli]

As we progress toward a signature model in the shape you might be more familiar with me playing

Oh that's not good - surely not a PRS XTRR

[pro-fusion]

Quote:

"The event will be held on June 3rd and I'm sure my official, real deal, sexy, blonde haired, blue eyed woman will be completely naked and walking around all covered in bodypaint or candies or something. She keeps telling me I'm going to be on tour with ANTHRAX on this day and can't come out and paint my favorite part - but I don't believe her."

Ok, now maybe I'm just a traditional type of guy, but the notion of my wife walking around naked at the Playboy Mansion while I'm not present is not exactly something I would be thrilled about--I certainly wouldn't be boasting on the Internet. Wonder if she'll spend much time in the Grotto?

I predict she moves on within six months.

[robfromthedeep]

a PRS XTRR

It will only end in tears!

[MBreinin]

I wonder if he can fir his entire little body in her box??

Mike