Hail to the new KING of shred..Jeff Loomis!!

[Endrik]

Well, Endrik..I think you are confusing Gay with Lame. I don't think Black Metal or Cookie Monster vocals sound Gay...just incredibly Lame. I think Wham sounds Gay, Culture Club sounds Gay.

Leather was the standard for metal, yeah Halford brought it out of fetish shops and leather fag bars into metal, but EVERYONE rode that pony. Spikes, Studs and Leather WAS metal...and everyone wore it.

Makeup is the glam side of metal. At the core of Hair Metal was always this very fine line between the sexes..androgyny in most respects. Just the fashion of the time. When Alexi wears eyeliner I don't think Gay, I think theatrics. When Alice Cooper wears makeup, do you think it is Gay, or is it Theatre?

Mike

Mike, I just continued Bill's list, he wrote down 80's bands who looked gay, I wrote some of the UG metal bands who look gay.
I know very well that a lot of my fav. bands wore make-up and girls clothes, but they got so much pussy that it doesn't really matter.
My gay-o-meter is based on how much pussy you get or don't

[MBreinin]

My gay-o-meter is based on how much pussy you get or don't

Well, I would probably nominate DLR as the all time king. He wore some of the gayest looking shit, like buttless spandex in pink tiger stripe, and probably had the most ass of any rockstar in history...unless you believe Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.

Funny, three nice Jewish boys....the kings of rock pussy conquest!

Mike

[Endrik]

Gene Simmons is definetly nr.1

other monsters are

Paul Stanley
David Lee Roth
Jimmy Page
Robert Plant
Nikki Sixx
Tommy Lee
Steven Tyler
Joe Perry
Jon Bon Jovi
members of Def Leppard

[horns666]

...

you guys are killing me..Oh man!!

Look what I did..I took and Ambien last night..anyone here ever take that stuff..and E..well he just sparked some weird shit during my intoxication ...wheww. OK, lemme wake up a bit man, ..I'll be back..

[Endrik]

"Playing with somone like David Lee Roth, blowjobs grow on trees" - Steve Vai

[horns666]

First off.. Arch Enemy..Fucking awesome..Angela is doing nothing more than what Carcass did years ago..and she's BETTER at it IMO. Hey, apparently I'm not alone on that because every Best Buy in my State has sold out of their new DVD until Saturday..they sold out in the first 24 hours..Metal is back..Best Buy may get a clue now..Arch Enemy wouldn't be on the map without Angel ..they been out 10 years and never got noticed until she came in..it worked!!

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Even if good bands looked gay (Dokken) or put out a gay song or two or four (Mr Big) ..doesn't mean they wern't good..

The Bill Z Bubbles NOT GAY 80's list..

Loudness..awesome..one of my faves
Racer X...awesome..one of my faves of 80's and now
Rough Cutt...awesome.
Ratt...awesome..started to weaken after their third
Dokken..awsome..even when dressed gay.
The Scream..awesome..Bruce Boullet / John Corabi
Tesla...especially the first two...then got weak
Skid Row..pretty cool
Lillian Axe..OK
Black N Blue..pretty cool
Wasp..fuck like a beast..that's metal.
Motely Crue..the first two..Then GAY
Twisted Sister..They pass..almost
Quiet Riot..Kevin Dubrowannoying
DLR..he rocked Billy and Steve a win/win
Accept...that's metal
Scorpions..metal..with the power ballad thrown in..
Maiden..metal as it gets
Dio....the man..
TNT..awesome..one of my faves
Dio Sabbath..the man in the band..
Fastway...cool
Motorhead..Lemmy and his coa coa puffs
Metallica...metal
Megadeth..very metal
Shotgun Messiah..cool but kinda GAY..
Atomic Playboys..Steve Stevens Ruled!!
Night Ranger first two..50% chick tunes...Gay later
Extreme..awesome
Mr Big..50% chick tunes..then GAY later
Def Leppard..first two cool then GAY..
Kings X..cool
Savatage..My fave of the 80's
Icon..1st album good then Gay
King Kobra.. 1st album good then Gay..

OK I think you got the idea..this is music DUDES liked..
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Metal for chicks = GAY "metal"..what KILLED METAL

Poison..fuggum
Warrant..fuggim
Pretty Boy floyd..fuggum
Enuff Z Nuff.. their 1st was best but fuggum
Motely Crue..rode the fence..
Later Def Leppard..CRAP!!

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Gettig GAY with shredders

Autograph..Gay in every was except Steve Lynch
White Lion ..horriblly GAY with Vitto Bratta
Night Ranger..first two OK 50% chick tunes..then GAY
Slaughter..GAY..he sounds and looks Gay he's Gay..
Mr Big ..first two cool 50% chick tunes..then GAY
Vinnie Vincent..epitome of GAY shred..Liza Minelli in drag on guitar..fag cheated anyway speeding up that slop on tape..fuggum..isn't one dude holding a whip on the cover wearing a suite.??!!
Nitro..boy what great music NOT..zip to the solo!!!


OK I can't list every band..so you throw them at me and I'll put my hoenest spin on it..

[Endrik]

metal for chicks = getting laid metal
metal for dudes only = gay metal

[MBreinin]

Vinnie Vincent..epitome of GAY shred..Liza Minelli in drag on guitar..fag cheated anyway speeding up that slop on tape..fuggum..isn't one dude holding a whip on the cover wearing a suite.??!!

OK I can't list every band..so you throw them at me and I'll put my hoenest spin on it..

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Oh, man...that Rules. Some of the worst SHIT ever. Vinnie Vincent, what garbage.

OK, Bill..here is one of my favorites for your opinion:

Great White.

Mike

[horns666]

Great White..

Not Bad..I LOVE their first CD..the black one with "Substitute"..their second one is pretty good too..then they got a bit too commercial for my liking..but not gay..not at all..

they went from metal style to a good hard rock band..it worked for them, they did very well without getting gay

Bobbi Brown was in their vid..and I LOVED her..I can't believe that Jani Frog had that..he had money/fame..typical Pamela/Carmen BS!!

He always looked like a Frog to me tho..he's one ugly fuck, he didn't age well either!!

[MBreinin]

Bobbi Brown is from Baton Rouge. That is what all of the girls down here look like.

Not really, but she was fucking hot.

I really love Mark Kendall's guitar playing. Very old school pentatonic/blues scale stuff....but that is what I do anyway.

Mike

[Endrik]

Mark did one of the most amazing solos in "House Of Broken Dreams"

now why the fuck I didn't write that in the fav. solos thread....

[horns666]

Bobbi Brown is from Baton Rouge. That is what all of the girls down here look like.

Not really, but she was fucking hot.

I really love Mark Kendall's guitar playing. Very old school pentatonic/blues scale stuff....but that is what I do anyway.

Mike

Yes, he had his style together..very solid player.!!!

and he was easy to recognize with his white hair and shades!!

[MBreinin]

Mark did one of the most amazing solos in "House Of Broken Dreams"

now why the fuck I didn't write that in the fav. solos thread....

Yeah, I forgot about House of Broken Love as well. Kick ass solo!

Mike

[VitaminG]

how many tunes did Plant & Page write about bangin' chicks? I'm sure they had a few dragons/sorcerers tunes in there somewhere.....
which by the narrow definition here, would make LZ gay, despite having their johnnies regularly dragged on

[Endrik]

how many tunes did Plant & Page write about bangin' chicks?

A LOT