Nooooo! :( Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

[pitboss]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

I'll take the chubby girl.

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Here's a short bio:

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionar...%20Great%20Kat

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

GK interview, with more pics (all with mouth open, alas)....it looks like she went a little overboard with the fake blood too! Mmm, sexy! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

http://www.infernaldominion.com/kat.html

[ June 15, 2004, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: RacerX ]

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Originally posted by Snoogans:
What about a small contest - Who can find a picture of her with her trap shut!
(If anyone cares,that is....) [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey Snoogans, Dave, Swillmaster! I think I found a pic that comes closest!



This one ain't bad! Her mouth isn't shut all the way, but at least it isn't WIDE open like in all the other pics! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Looks like she is gritting her teeth. Kinda not bad, with the white lingerie, NO blood, and posing with her Jackson!

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Heh, we're not the only ones wondering about the closed mouth thing:

http://pub227.ezboard.com/feyesoffir...opicID=2.topic

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[sworn_enemy]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

It's too bad really. She seems to have a lot of talent and seems pretty hot too. She'd probably go a lot farther if she'd drop the stupid image and stopped acting like a goddamn fucktard. I mean how much of that bullshit can people take. She's no GWAR!

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Shot out of a cannon indeed! Here's a really long interview...but don't bother reading it...just the same old narcissistic, all-caps, blowhard stuff...but...check out all the pics!

Kat in different costumes and poses...and, most importantly, lots of shots of the King V!

http://www.eyesoffire.net/kat.htm

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

I found another RARE "semi normal mouth" shot:



Pretty cute when she shuts that yap, eh? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

I'd do her... She was pretty nice to me when we talked... I think she liked hair farmers though...

[Black Mariah]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

She has to be like 4'6" or something. I don't know of many people that can make a King V look big on them. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Miffy rules]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

She's too gorgeous when she shuts her mouth up. This must be the reason she's pulling this metal face in every promo shoot. [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

[MetalGrasshopper]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Why does she refer to herself in the 3rd person? It's like Bob Dole in a dominatrix body...

[pro-fusion]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Quote from her interviewed referenced above:

After the VICIOUS and INSANE TERRORIST ATTACKS on MY city-NEW YORK CITY-on Sept 11,
The Great Kat has decided to CONFRONT THESE BARBARIANS with GENIUS CLASSICAL
MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Great Kat Has chosen the INFAMOUS “BATTLE CRY” music by Wagner—
“THE RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES” from the Opera “Die Valkure”. IT’S TIME WE ALL GET
TOGETHER AND BECOME GENIUSES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This AMAZING CD will feature a
FULL SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, SPEED METAL BAND and SOPRANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY TUNED TO THE GREAT KAT GUITAR GODDESS WEB SITE AT http://www.greatkat.com
for RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That'll fix 'em!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Hyperfuzz]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

http://www.greatkat.com/08/castratio...ionphotos.html

[img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

Um...okie dokie....

[RacerX]

Re: Nooooo! Great Kat endorses Burns Guitars

Originally posted by MetalGrasshopper:
Why does she refer to herself in the 3rd person? It's like Bob Dole in a dominatrix body...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Think that's bad? Check this out all over her website:

"All Great Kat Photos by The Great Kat. ©2004 The Great Kat"

[img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]