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    "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
    I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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    "hey, if I lean back like this, gravity pulls all of the lines out of my face!"
    Hail yesterday

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    • #3




      "Yeah....black and white will help a little too"
      Last edited by Madness; 01-09-2007, 10:09 PM.

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      • #4
        Oh ho, what an original gesture!
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #5
          That's what he keeps doing to bandmates. You'd think he would stop by now. LOL.
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          • #6
            I still think it's actually Alex.
            THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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            • #7
              Is Eddie a Carpet Installer part time or somethin'..all his knees are blown out of his jeans..all of 'em.

              Those are worn out..not cut!!

              I was a cop..I know these things.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                Is Eddie a Carpet Installer part time
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  Shouldn't there be some kind of age limit for posing with the middle finger, like 22 or something? At his age it's just pathetic.
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                  • #10
                    I'm a common finger salute picture taker, but consider the source.
                    I'd give this place the finger too with all the abuse he's taken when i think about it-lol
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #11
                      Yeah, rock'n'roll. Whatever, grandpa.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                        I'd give this place the finger too with all the abuse he's taken when i think about it-lol
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • #13
                          just remember, you all suck at the guitar compared to him.
                          I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                          - Newc

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                          • #14
                            and you all try, are trying, or tried to copy him and fell way short no matter what kind of sound you have achieved.
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #15
                              I aspire to fall way short of Eddie. Even that would be great.

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