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  • #16
    Originally posted by hippietim View Post
    just remember, you all suck at the guitar compared to him.

    A-fuckin-MEN brother!!!!!!
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an ally with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross"............ Dirty Harry

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    • #17
      Originally posted by hippietim View Post
      just remember, you all suck at the guitar compared to him.
      I also suck at smoking crack, meth and cigarrettes compared to him.
      I suck.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
        Is Eddie a Carpet Installer part time or somethin'..all his knees are blown out of his jeans..all of 'em.

        Those are worn out..not cut!!

        I was a cop..I know these things.
        i think you should file a report, that all his shirts got stolen too :ROTF:
        You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by hippietim View Post
          just remember, you all suck at the guitar compared to him.


          It's amazing how Timmy-boy, here, KNOWS that he's better than all of us, yet haven't actually HEARD all of us. hmm.......
          I'm not Ron!

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          • #20
            he doesn't need too-lol If you're posting on this board, EVH has already obliterated you.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Racerx2k View Post
              It's amazing how Timmy-boy, here, KNOWS that he's better than all of us, yet haven't actually HEARD all of us. hmm.......
              no matter what or how you play...you, I, everyone here sucks compared to him


              he is cooler than us, he gets more tail than us, he still looks better than most of the guys at that age no matter what anyone says, he can flip the bird and be a grandpa... he is still better and cooler than us, we are just jelaous fags.


              also he has sold 100 million albums and is the biggest figure in the 80's music not to mention the greatest and most influental guitar player after Jimi. Yeah sure posting some scale runs in mp3 section will gonna beat that
              Last edited by Endrik; 01-10-2007, 07:36 PM.
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #22
                It's missing the caption, "Who drank my bottle of Thunderbird?"


                EVH rules!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                  no matter what or how you play...you, I, everyone here sucks compared to him


                  he is cooler than us, he gets more tail than us, he still looks better than most of the guys at that age no matter what anyone says, he can flip the bird and be a grandpa... he is still better and cooler than us, we are just jelaous fags.


                  also he has sold 100 million albums and is the biggest figure in the 80's music not to mention the greatest and most influental guitar player after Jimi. Yeah sure posting some scale runs in mp3 section will gonna beat that

                  Way to swing from his nuts. Good for you!
                  I'm not Ron!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                    he doesn't need too-lol If you're posting on this board, EVH has already obliterated you.
                    I'm not Ron!

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                    • #25
                      Do you really think you're a better guitarist than Eddie Van Halen? Please.
                      Tarbaby Fraser.

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                      • #26
                        I have to admit, no matter how down and out he gets or looks, he's still a badass guitar player. There is no denying it.
                        "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                        I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MikeStrat View Post
                          I have to admit, no matter how down and out he gets or looks, he's still a badass guitar player. There is no denying it.
                          right on....its all about the guitar playing...thats what matters
                          shawnlutz.com

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jimmy B View Post
                            Do you really think you're a better guitarist than Eddie Van Halen? Please.
                            Did I say that? No. But to make a blanket statement about how you KNOW Eddie is better than anyone else, here? Well, that's just ridiculous. There will ALWAYS be someone better, coming along, and, unless someone HAS actually heard every one here, they shouldn't make such statements.
                            I'm not Ron!

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                            • #29
                              Ed is already immortal...he's already reached Hendrix status and he's alive.

                              His contributions has done more for amps, guitar, rock/metal and shred than any player on the planet..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Racerx2k View Post
                                Did I say that? No. But to make a blanket statement about how you KNOW Eddie is better than anyone else, here? Well, that's just ridiculous. There will ALWAYS be someone better, coming along, and, unless someone HAS actually heard every one here, they shouldn't make such statements.
                                such monster players as Steve Vai, Greg Howe and many others who can wipe the floor with every player here PERIOD admit that they suck compared to Ed, why it is so hard for you to admit it?

                                There are players who are equal to Ed.....Holdsworth, Uli Roth, Jeff Beck etc.
                                But if we talk about players who are here then Ed is the someone who will always be better.
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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