Tolkki speaks with Jesus

[Lev]

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i think the webmaster is a 'she' [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] used to be atleast.

[cryoprison]

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no shit? i don't know what to make of this now. the voice told me Kilbasa, Kilbasa, Kilbasa, repeatedly, i just assumed it was a guy... fuckin' freaky! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Lev]

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you lost me dude.. This is what happened AFAIK: Tolkki was fucked up, Jesus was saying Kilbasa to him, and the webmaster who's a girl wrote it all down..

[lerxstcat]

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Originally posted by Mordor:
Mh,seems like they deleted the statement....

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Should've deleted the bloody pic too, if he was smart.

Kids, this is why you don't pick pasture mushrooms for your spaghetti sauce! He aparently got the wrong kind!

[cryoprison]

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Originally posted by Lev:
you lost me dude.. This is what happened AFAIK: Tolkki was fucked up, Jesus was saying Kilbasa to him, and the webmaster who's a girl wrote it all down..

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Jesus wasn't saying Kilbasa, he was saying Kaballah. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Kilbasa, Polish sausage, male webmaster. it's all becoming clear now! [img]graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Mordor]

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Originally posted by RacerX:
[img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] I stopped reading after the 3rd paragraph. That wasn't Jesus he heard! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]
Maybe he heard BillZBub!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Child Of Norther]

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As i've said, they're turning into christian rock but they have to have a reason for ti (hence this crap) but if they went mainstream "touch my jesus" crap then they would lose most of their fanbase so he must base it on a spiritual decision.

Hahaha, strato suck ass

[Steve]

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Originally posted by Child Of Norther:
As i've said, they're turning into christian rock but they have to have a reason for ti (hence this crap) but if they went mainstream "touch my jesus" crap then they would lose most of their fanbase so he must base it on a spiritual decision.

Hahaha, strato suck ass

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">the crap he put up on that site Had nothing to do with Jesus or christian stuff at all dude . //Steve

[Dreamland_Rebel]

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they did just sign a 3 million dollar record deal. so this is all to promote the new shit. keep the BUZZ going, just like we are talking about him right now.

~JW

[Child Of Norther]

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Originally posted by Steve:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Child Of Norther:
As i've said, they're turning into christian rock but they have to have a reason for ti (hence this crap) but if they went mainstream "touch my jesus" crap then they would lose most of their fanbase so he must base it on a spiritual decision.

Hahaha, strato suck ass

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">the crap he put up on that site Had nothing to do with Jesus or christian stuff at all dude . //Steve </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">so the fact that on a now revoked statement he said he ehard the voice of christ in his head?

Christ - Christian *click*

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[Child Of Norther]

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Dude, i'm sorry, i did a little research on the subject and Kabbalah is actually Jewish.
so what the fuck was he thinking bringing jesus into it?
What an ass.

[Child Of Norther]

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Mehbleh, who the fuck cares if its publicy, its still damned funny, its like a Sitcom, hahaha

[the_drip]

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Originally posted by Child Of Norther:
Mehbleh,

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[pro-fusion]

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I didn't get to see/read the 'statement', but check out the interview with Tolkki, some other guy in the band, and the new singer that's also on the site:

http://www.stratovarius.com/index2.p...tion=interview

It really reads like something from Spinal Tap.
The singer sounds like the sane one--and she's the one pictured with blood all over herself! Tolkki sounds like he's really flipped his lid. And I'm betting that Sanctuary records has a good legal point: they sign a band, give a very large advance payment, and then the band significantly changes personnel a couple of months later.

[Dreamland_Rebel]

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well the point is: we're talking about him. so obviously his plan is working. and i'm sure most of us want to know what he'll say next. so actually he's being pretty smart about this publicity stunt. he's gotten all of us to talk about him and waiting to see what he'll say next. so if you think this guy is an idoit and do not want to see him prosper, then stop talking about him and ignor the whole thing.