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    Between the eyeliner, poodle style perm, and the fabulous scarf I'm starting to think Kirk Hammett is g.......no it couldn't be. Maybe I'm late to the gay pride parade but has he come out of the closet yet? If not, this cover is going to make a statement. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
    "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
    I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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    I knew a chick in college, a real hottie(although she had a forehead like one of those Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies), named Jessica and she got back to Kirk's room after the Salt Lake City show, supporting the Black Album. She claimed he was straight, rode her hard and then bought her breakfast in the morning.

    The breakfast thing convinced me he is gay.
    Tarbaby Fraser.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jimmy B View Post
      The breakfast thing convinced me he is gay.


      Not there's anything wrong with it, of course.
      Lunch would be acceptable. Breakfast is out of the question.

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      • #4
        Isn't he married? To a chick? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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          • #6
            Isnt this the new "Captain Jack Sparrow" look?
            Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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            • #7
              Kirk doesn't have a perm. He has a Jew 'fro.

              He has been married twice, has a kid and his wife is pretty nice to look at.



              I thought he and Lars might have been gay for each other. Maybe bi?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by åron View Post
                Kirk doesn't have a perm. He has a Jew 'fro.

                He has been married twice, has a kid and his wife is pretty nice to look at.



                I thought he and Lars might have been gay for each other. Maybe bi?
                Isnt Lars...Ed Romans illigitement child ? :ROTF:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jimmy B View Post
                  I knew a chick in college, a real hottie(although she had a forehead like one of those Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies), named Jessica and she got back to Kirk's room after the Salt Lake City show, supporting the Black Album. She claimed he was straight, rode her hard and then bought her breakfast in the morning.

                  The breakfast thing convinced me he is gay.
                  now that's some funny shit
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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                  • #10
                    Yeha he looks like the guitarist of Pirates of the Caribbean jejeje
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