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  • #16
    Ha...
    What do you call a deaf guy that hangs around with musicians?

    A drummer.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Disturbing Manor View Post
      Ha...
      What do you call a deaf guy that hangs around with musicians?

      A drummer.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Disturbing Manor View Post
        Ha...
        What do you call a deaf guy that hangs around with musicians?

        A drummer.
        What was the last thing the drummer said before being fired from the band?

        "guys, I got an idea for a song!".

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        • #19
          This may sound Ghey...but ive always liked Mickey Thomas' Vocals..
          "Sara" in particular.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by surfreak View Post
            What was the last thing the drummer said before being fired from the band?

            "guys, I got an idea for a song!".
            I blame Lars Ulrich for that. Now every drummer want to "help arrange riffs". Blegh.
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            • #21
              Why do drummers drive around with sticks on their dashboards?
              So they can get into the handicapped parking spots.

              What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
              Homeless.
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              • #22
                What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

                Drool.
                Takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory.

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