Worst Black Metal Videos Ever.

[Trem]

Bahahahaha

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ

"Mother fucking Devil going to stab you in the neck joe! you understand what I'm saying"
"He's on my side"
"yeah, he on my side joe, I shot mother fuckers. You shot mother fuckers joe?"
"No, cause I lived in a suburb."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[SlasZ]

Black Metallers just love the woods..they can't get enough of the woods.

You know what they say:
Black metal lyrics have a diversity of topics from Satan to nature to Vikings to winter to Vikings in winter to Satanic nature to Satanic Vikings in winter to Satanic Vikings admiring nature in winter.

But I like black metal music: Mayhem, Immortal, Burzum, Enslaved, Emperor, Nargaroth, ...

And the attributes, well, whatever.. always a good laugh
Can't wait to see Immortal in June

[Mordor]

They have also lyrics about...cookies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hr9RgrdUk

[Nazgul]

Y

But I like black metal music: Mayhem, Immortal, Burzum, Enslaved, Emperor, Nargaroth, ...

Also check out Taake, Azaghal, Behexen, Satanic Warmaster, Ragnarok,
Summoning, Satyricon (ok, commercial, but still good), Vargsang, Dark Funeral, etc...let me know if you would like some more good "underground" raw black metal bands...my favourite metal .

[Rupe]

Also check out Taake, Azaghal, Behexen, Satanic Warmaster, Ragnarok,
Summoning, Satyricon (ok, commercial, but still good), Vargsang, Dark Funeral, etc...let me know if you would like some more good "underground" raw black metal bands...my favourite metal .

Enough, I can't handle that much comedy all at once!

[Nazgul]

Enough, I can't handle that much comedy all at once!

FYI, these are all good, well-respected bands. Not some jokers like in the first post video.

[Endrik]

well respected bands

[Nazgul]

Whatever, you know.

[airjamie]

Prom? lol, i never went to any prom on purpose, fuck prom, lol, and i skipped gym class, to go smoke weed, play guitar, spin metal lp's and chill, or make out with chicks, oh and D&D was cool too.
Prom, i was in a limo on the Sunset Strip with a bottle of Jack in one hand the other down a chicks pants , i heard that the prom sucked.

I think the call of the wood video was suposed to be a parody of themselves, because people from elsewhere think that's what they do,
run around in the woods in witch hats, and they were obviously coping the beetles with popping their heads out from behind trees, it seems to me comical on purpose.
He's even chuckling at the end of it, can't be too serious, In that way, it would be a jokes on you type thing.
Either way Immortal was a killer band, Suffer!

HE CHUKLZ 4 SATAN. BEETULZ R NOT KRIEG. U DUN NO WHAT U TALK ABT. THIS IZ ELITE BTVT/\L BLAK METUL. WE HANG IN WOODZ B-KUZ IT IZ EASIER TO HOLLER AT DEAMONZ. WE R ALL "SUP SATAN" HE IS ALL "O HAI"

[Trem]

HE CHUKLZ 4 SATAN. BEETULZ R NOT KRIEG. U DUN NO WHAT U TALK ABT. THIS IZ ELITE BTVT/\L BLAK METUL. WE HANG IN WOODZ B-KUZ IT IZ EASIER TO HOLLER AT DEAMONZ. WE R ALL "SUP SATAN" HE IS ALL "O HAI"

huh?

Why you guys gotta be dipshits, so you don't like the music, i'm sure they could do without you as a fan.
Immortal IS highly regarded as one of the premier bands of the genre, and ARE a killer band.
They been around for 16 years, they broke up for a number of years, and got back together, to have their fanbase still intact.
That says something about respect.

By the way, how's your band doing?

Chuckle Heads.

[eakinj]

HE CHUKLZ 4 SATAN. BEETULZ R NOT KRIEG. U DUN NO WHAT U TALK ABT. THIS IZ ELITE BTVT/\L BLAK METUL. WE HANG IN WOODZ B-KUZ IT IZ EASIER TO HOLLER AT DEAMONZ. WE R ALL "SUP SATAN" HE IS ALL "O HAI"

hahahahahahaha.

[wilkinsi]

HE CHUKLZ 4 SATAN. BEETULZ R NOT KRIEG. U DUN NO WHAT U TALK ABT. THIS IZ ELITE BTVT/\L BLAK METUL. WE HANG IN WOODZ B-KUZ IT IZ EASIER TO HOLLER AT DEAMONZ. WE R ALL "SUP SATAN" HE IS ALL "O HAI"

Is that Black Chav Metal?:ROTF:

[airjamie]

huh?

Why you guys gotta be dipshits, so you don't like the music, i'm sure they could do without you as a fan.
Immortal IS highly regarded as one of the premier bands of the genre, and ARE a killer band.
They been around for 16 years, they broke up for a number of years, and got back together, to have their fanbase still intact.
That says something about respect.

By the way, how's your band doing?

Chuckle Heads.

[horns666]

I like Immortal, Emperor..and plenty other Black Metal bands. There is some incredible muscicianship in that camp, as well as shit,m like any genre. Many of these muscians play in death, power, and prog mrtal bands..most people wouldn't think alot of these people are involved with some of their own favorite bands..but it's true.

Trust me..

Players such as Hellhammer, Nick Barker, and Ralph Santolla.. Ralph Santolla is a GREAT example..he did his own thing with his AOR band Millenium for years with great singers including Jorn Lande, Then he played with Iced Earth and now he's in Deicide..Ironically his best playing is with Deicide..

[SpiralArchitect]

I think these guys got the face paint from G.I. Joe

http://www.eternalcollector.com/rbuzan/zartan1.gif