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    Gayest videos ever....



    Czech out the keyboard player over there summoning fucking dragons...
    and the ibanez gio while sitting on a branch





    This one.....fuck...this is just so fucking gay i cant even....fuck

  • #2
    Well, I couldn't make it past 30 seconds of either of 'em!
    At least the second one looks like they may have spent a few bucks on it. It's pathetic gothwank, but it's better than four ugly fat blokes stood in the woods.

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    • #3
      You gotta FF to abt 3:12 on the first one before it starts getting.............."good"

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      • #4
        the second one is lame
        but the first one is pure gold I would actually pay to see them... it's fuckin' hilarious... the ultimate synthesis of Vangelis and undefineable noise... they got the edge
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #5
          Regarding the first one...

          The face paint says "Death Metal". The jean jacket vest says "Hillbilly".

          - E.
          Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

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          • #6
            And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:
            http://www.myspace.com/officialuncreation

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            • #7
              If that first band was going for "hilarious in a pathetic sort of way", then they nailed it! And the "squeek toy" pig head ruled in the Marduk video :ROTF:

              It's mindblowing that all of these tools take themselves seriously!

              I saw a recent interview in Guitar World with "Immortal" so I went to Youtube to check them out...pathetic! Face paint, breathing fire, and a dude sticking out his tongue. I think we saw this 30 years ago when it was called Kiss (except the music didn't suck back then). What a joke!
              Last edited by Rupe; 03-31-2008, 12:03 PM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by shadowcat View Post
                And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEzC4MbkcQ
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                  the ultimate synthesis of Vangelis and undefineable noise... they got the edge

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                  • #10
                    what about the immortal one where they're running round the forest after the wizard?? i lolled at the benny hill version of it :ROTF:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
                      what about the immortal one where they're running round the forest after the wizard?? i lolled at the benny hill version of it :ROTF:

                      TRVE /\N/\L BRVTALITY

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                      • #12
                        Man....I paused Barry White for this shit?

                        Black Metal, the retards of the metalheads!
                        You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                        • #13
                          keep em comminz deez vids rulez!!!!!!!!\m/\m/
                          subscribe to my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/deathmetal44
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P-TymW-84g
                          www.soundclick.com/gothmetalshredder

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by airjamie View Post
                            Gayest videos ever....



                            Czech out the keyboard player over there summoning fucking dragons...
                            and the ibanez gio while sitting on a branch





                            This one.....fuck...this is just so fucking gay i cant even....fuck
                            This is like what I would expect if "The young ones" were to do a black metal... The only thing missing from that joke of a video is the bass player getting stuck in a giant pod..
                            In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by shadowcat View Post
                              And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEzC4MbkcQ

                              baaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

                              All Hail the satanic squeeze toy from hell!!!!
                              In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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