Worst Black Metal Videos Ever.

[airjamie]

Gayest videos ever....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAzj-ECRQw

Czech out the keyboard player over there summoning fucking dragons...
and the ibanez gio while sitting on a branch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXF9krU0RI

This one.....fuck...this is just so fucking gay i cant even....fuck

[Snoogans]

Well, I couldn't make it past 30 seconds of either of 'em!
At least the second one looks like they may have spent a few bucks on it. It's pathetic gothwank, but it's better than four ugly fat blokes stood in the woods.

[airjamie]

You gotta FF to abt 3:12 on the first one before it starts getting.............."good"

[Endrik]

the second one is lame
but the first one is pure gold I would actually pay to see them... it's fuckin' hilarious... the ultimate synthesis of Vangelis and undefineable noise... they got the edge

[AlexL]

Regarding the first one...

The face paint says "Death Metal". The jean jacket vest says "Hillbilly".

- E.

[shadowcat]

And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEzC4MbkcQ

[Rupe]

If that first band was going for "hilarious in a pathetic sort of way", then they nailed it! And the "squeek toy" pig head ruled in the Marduk video :ROTF:

It's mindblowing that all of these tools take themselves seriously!

I saw a recent interview in Guitar World with "Immortal" so I went to Youtube to check them out...pathetic! Face paint, breathing fire, and a dude sticking out his tongue. I think we saw this 30 years ago when it was called Kiss (except the music didn't suck back then). What a joke!

[Endrik]

And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEzC4MbkcQ

[Rupe]

the ultimate synthesis of Vangelis and undefineable noise... they got the edge

[sonicsamurai]

what about the immortal one where they're running round the forest after the wizard?? i lolled at the benny hill version of it :ROTF:

[airjamie]

what about the immortal one where they're running round the forest after the wizard?? i lolled at the benny hill version of it :ROTF:

TRVE /\N/\L BRVTALITY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnRt3LaLUc

[GodOfRhythm]

Man....I paused Barry White for this shit?

Black Metal, the retards of the metalheads!

[Bigfknbang]

keep em comminz deez vids rulez!!!!!!!!\m/\m/

[eakinj]

Gayest videos ever....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAzj-ECRQw

Czech out the keyboard player over there summoning fucking dragons...
and the ibanez gio while sitting on a branch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXF9krU0RI

This one.....fuck...this is just so fucking gay i cant even....fuck

This is like what I would expect if "The young ones" were to do a black metal... The only thing missing from that joke of a video is the bass player getting stuck in a giant pod..

[eakinj]

And then there's Merduk, most tr00 and evil and of course, most serious blackmetal band ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEzC4MbkcQ

baaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

All Hail the satanic squeeze toy from hell!!!!