Metallica Breaks Up!

[shreddermon]

April Fools!

...Actually, not my idea. A local radio station did this on the air this morning as an April Fool's joke.

And it was so damn obviously a joke. But you should've heard all of the retards calling in all totally bummed out about it. OMFG, every person who called sounded like they just stepped off the "short bus". :ROTF:

"Lars RULES, dude!!!"
...numbnuts.

[psychlops]

I knew that was to good to be true..

[Roidster]

they should retire anyways

[MartinBarre]

At least change their name.

To "wankers."

[Racerx2k]

We could only HOPE!

[horns666]

ehhhh..Metallica was important and inspirational at one time..very long ago. Other than their name..they mean nothing and have givin' nothing to music or metal for over 20 years now. Metal has evolved and progressed since ..always pushing the envelope, raising the bar in so many ways..leaving them in the dust..even at the time when they did mean something.

So, what's the point?

[Frigo89]

We could only HOPE!

+1

[pagemalicious]

ehhhh..Metallica was important and inspirational at one time..very long ago. Other than their name..they mean nothing and have givin' nothing to music or metal for over 20 years now. Metal has evolved and progressed since ..always pushing the envelope, raising the bar in so many ways..leaving them in the dust..even at the time when they did mean something.

So, what's the point?

I don't think I could of said it better.

[dg]

I heard they're still together, but finally changed the name to Poprockica. Or was it Softcockica?

[Racerx2k]

I thought it was Lickdickalot?...

[GuerillaPete]

Wish they would call it a day. Or splinter off into three good groups: one w/ Jaymz. one w/Quirk and one w/Trujillo. Larz can go back to tennis.

[StukaJU87]

For me, Metallica was done after Master of Puppets. Just as Maiden were done after Powerslave.

[psychlops]

For me, Metallica was done after Master of Puppets. Just as Maiden were done after Powerslave.

Just as Ozzy was with Diary of a Madman or..

[sakeido]

Just as Ozzy was with Diary of a Madman or..

..or this thread was after the first, horribly lame, attempt to change Metallica into something different and "funny"

[dg]

Sorry, you're absolutely right. That was really lame. I should've gone with Smokepole-ica.