Mutt Lange Divorce = Def Leppard future masterpiece???

[wreckingcrew]

Amen..they need to go back to what got them in music the first place. Start with their first two records and hire someone like Andy Sneap to re-recorded shit like "Wasted" and "Answer to the master"..shit like that..until then..fuggums

I can't believe I saw them lip synch like fuggin' Britney on Dancin with the fuggin stars (my dumb wife watches that BS) . As "pathetic" as people say Ozzy is..at least he PERFORMED on the music awards.

You know you need a new favorite rock band when the fuggin' wife tells you they're gay!!!

Dancing With The Stars was the only show they lip synched on, they didn't on Jimmy Kimmel or Ellen DeGeneres. They had to synch everything on Dancing With The Stars because there were people dancing to the songs. Then there wouldn't be any mistakes or tempo changes to mess up the dancers. I've seen them live twice in recent years and they didn't synch anything.


I like their new album, its one of my favorites of theirs. The new one and their first 3 are my favorites.

[horns666]

That's like saying cat piss tastes better than dog piss.

True..but we all liked the taste of pee when it took a day of packing grocery bags to buy it! "paper or plastic?..paper or plastic??"..Then.."It's Payday yaaaaayyyyyyy"...Then off to the record store...Then back home...Then.."ohhhh this album is gaaaayyyy..but I like it anywaaaayyyyy"...

In 1984, my (16 year old not yet wife) wrote "I love you" on my Heavy Pettin record. I was pissed but, I didn't say anything because I wanted to fuck her..and I did, but I didn't let her barrow anymore records.

[lerxstcat]

Yeah, and I hear she's really hot for guys who hang out on guitar message boards.

I heard that Shania has a big phobia about being touched and stopped giving sex to Mutt, which is probably why they split. The hotter she is, the more frustrating if she won't let you touch her,.

As for Mutt and Def Leppard, Lep's time is just done because that era of music is done. If a retro revival happens it'll be young clones and not the old originals this time around. Phil Collen can still play though!

Shania will sell well with whoever produces her, and in Nashville getting writers to help is part of the deal. She'll be successful if she keeps making records while she's still a hottie.

[VitaminG]

maybe she just had a phobia about being touched by Mutt. So I should be fine....

[horns666]

I heard that Shania has a big phobia about being touched and stopped giving sex to Mutt, which is probably why they split. The hotter she is, the more frustrating if she won't let you touch her,.

As for Mutt and Def Leppard, Lep's time is just done because that era of music is done. If a retro revival happens it'll be young clones and not the old originals this time around. Phil Collen can still play though!

Shania will sell well with whoever produces her, and in Nashville getting writers to help is part of the deal. She'll be successful if she keeps making records while she's still a hottie.

Yeah, but Phil's play abilities is alot like Shania's twat..nice but isn't put to good use.

He's is some other godforsaken project that sounds like generic ass..you'd think he'd do a project to put those skills to use..nope!

who said DL is going to blow WS off the stage..are you high or something!~

WS have the skills and they put them to use. Besides, comparing Joe Elliot to David Coverdale is like comparing Joe Elliot to David Coverdale.

[VoiceX3]

Bob Rock needs a job. :ROTF: Maybe he'll produce her.

Bob Rock got a job already....one that he actually fits with unlike the Craptallica he created. He actually is a good fit with Motley Crue, probably because Nikki won't be quite as impressionable as the Metaliposers Lars and James.

As for Def Lep....they're "adult contemporary" now Mutt should be a good fit...lol

Shania.....well, now that the career is over, she should just do
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With Toejam....lol

[toejam]

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With Toejam....lol

Yeah!

[wreckingcrew]

I heard that Shania has a big phobia about being touched and stopped giving sex to Mutt, which is probably why they split. The hotter she is, the more frustrating if she won't let you touch her,.

As for Mutt and Def Leppard, Lep's time is just done because that era of music is done. If a retro revival happens it'll be young clones and not the old originals this time around. Phil Collen can still play though!

Shania will sell well with whoever produces her, and in Nashville getting writers to help is part of the deal. She'll be successful if she keeps making records while she's still a hottie.

Phil isn't the only one who can still play.... Viv can rip as well

[lerxstcat]

maybe she just had a phobia about being touched by Mutt. So I should be fine....

God bless ya if you can do it, my friend!

[MartinBarre]

who said DL is going to blow WS off the stage..are you high or something!~

That was I. Like I say, I saw DL live on their last tour and they were fucking rocking. I'd actually say they were better live than any band I've seen, and that includes guys like Anthrax, Kreator, Sacred Reich, Sepultura and Maiden when they were all at the height of their powers. Leppard live aren't to be laughed at, as I'm sure WS will find out...

ANd I read ages and ages ago that it was MUTT who didn't want any sex with Shania because of some crazy religion he was in. Or am I getting confused? I distinctly remember thinking he must be fucking insane not to want sex with her.

[VitaminG]

I wonder if it was okay in his religion to beat off over pictures of her....?

[Endrik]

Besides, comparing Joe Elliot to David Coverdale is like comparing Joe Elliot to David Coverdale.

holy fucking shit... this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[MartinBarre]

You know, Tim "Ripper" Owens has never even heard ole Cov' sing with Deep Purple? I was surprised about that when he said it on his official forum to a question I'd asked.
The live versions of "Soldier of Fortune" are mindblowing, I couldn't understand how someone like Ripper hadn't heard that kinda shit.

[horns666]

You know, Tim "Ripper" Owens has never even heard ole Cov' sing with Deep Purple? I was surprised about that when he said it on his official forum to a question I'd asked.
The live versions of "Soldier of Fortune" are mindblowing, I couldn't understand how someone like Ripper hadn't heard that kinda shit.

Tim's actually a super nice dude..but he's sharp as a bowling ball.

[DJROBA]

I miss Steve Clark.
He was the DL sound.
It literally disappeared when he died.