went to see (don't laugh)....kylie

[cookiemonster]

yes i know.........but it was birthday thing for the other half.
anyway, what a show (the lighting must have cost a fortune), the sound was hi-fi quality and she can't half sing (i kid you not) and best of all she is fit as f*ck (i would rattle her till my knob dropped off).
anyway i can honestly say i was impressed.

[Rsmacker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

KYLIE???????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Fucking hell, I think a little bit of wee came out then.

Kylie. Classic! How can she be fit as fuck, the poor lass has no tits, literally? Shobet has a bigger pair (mind you, Jordan worries about being upstaged when Auntie Shobs is in town)

The reason it sounded like a hi-fi was because you were listening to a talentless Australian munchkin miming to playback. Did you spot a single guitar in there?

Did you dance?

Come on now, own up! You fucking did, didn't you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I hope she let you bugger her as a birthday treat afterwards (Kylie or your other half.) Um, your other half is a chick isn't it? If so, you were the only straight man in there!!
Pubic hair count at show - dunno, count yours, and double it, that will be around the correct number.

That sort of thing is a relationship breaker, I would drop her off at the door, and pick her up again afterwards. Drop major hints that you want to see Anal Cunt or Cock & Ball Torture for your birthday treat, and her presence is required, that ought to spare you going to see George Michael next year.

[Super_shredder]

Rs dont be so mean , kylie's music is manly and i would love to see her live





joke, if you got tail then i say it was worth it

[Super_shredder]

Kylie. Classic! How can she be fit as fuck, the poor lass has no tits, literally?

have you seen her arse ???????????????????????

[Endrik]

I've never liked her looks or her music but I saw some lingerie commercial she did lately... wow... she is very fit... I had wood... so that's good

[Rsmacker]

have you seen her arse ???????????????????????

It's like a little boy's arse. I like my bird's arse to be firm and fruity, big and broad, the kind you put a plank across to stop you falling in. I like to ball them from behind and put my hands on each arse cheek and find that my arms are wider apart than my shoulders. I like to dribble slobber onto her ballon knot and then accidentally-on-purpose pull out too far on the upstroke, then plunge deep into her colon, before whipping it back into her minge to get some cross-pollenation going on. (Especially if she's going home to her hubby, I like to think of him feasting on her poo-tainted clout.)

Kylie Minogue has a plastic arse, she takes it off at night, just like Heather McCartney with her leg. She's about as sexy as Wee Jimmy Krankie......although..........hmmmm.

OK, she's nowhere near as sexy as Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Oh, and sometimes I like my bird's arse to actually belong to a squealing, pleading naughty call-centre Gimp, trussed and oiled, hanging from a hook in a garage in Nottingham, red raw and bleeding from the monumental shagging I've just given him, erm, I mean her, because I haven't heard anything from that person for a while....


* Edit. Holy Shite on a Bike! I just thought I'd check the Krankies' out, y'know, just out of interest, seeing as I've got my pud in my hand, and fucking hell, there's a pic on their website, looks like the one we've all been waiting for - Wee Jimmy Krankie's getting porked!! Check it out the second pic down :
http://krankies.moonfruit.com/

I'm going to be whacking off to that second pic for weeks.

Wilksy-Baby, dust off the old school uniform, I fancy being Ian Krankie tonight!!

[shobet]

I reckon she's a bit of a goer, Michael Hutchins must have perverted her a teeny tiny bit before whacking off for the last time.

At least your man enough to admit you'd been to a Kylie gig. Do we get to call you ducky now?

[cookiemonster]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

KYLIE???????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Fucking hell, I think a little bit of wee came out then.

Kylie. Classic! How can she be fit as fuck, the poor lass has no tits, literally? Shobet has a bigger pair (mind you, Jordan worries about being upstaged when Auntie Shobs is in town)

The reason it sounded like a hi-fi was because you were listening to a talentless Australian munchkin miming to playback. Did you spot a single guitar in there?

Did you dance?

Come on now, own up! You fucking did, didn't you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I hope she let you bugger her as a birthday treat afterwards (Kylie or your other half.) Um, your other half is a chick isn't it? If so, you were the only straight man in there!!
Pubic hair count at show - dunno, count yours, and double it, that will be around the correct number.

That sort of thing is a relationship breaker, I would drop her off at the door, and pick her up again afterwards. Drop major hints that you want to see Anal Cunt or Cock & Ball Torture for your birthday treat, and her presence is required, that ought to spare you going to see George Michael next year.

yes. there was a guitarist there (white gibson v)

no. i did not dance (firmly seated throughout the whole show)

i would say that half the audience batted for the other side (see above sentence) but there was still loads of fanny there to look at.

yes. my other half is a chick (well i fuckin hope so since she's up the duff)

no. i didn't get a sniff when we got home, she was too tired (that old chestnut again eh?)

yes. kylie is fit and she's fuckin minted, she's probably a dirty bitch in the sack too (and if she drinks pints of guinness she ticks all the boxes for the perfect bird).

and as for george michael.....if she even suggests anything of going to see him i'll cut her fuckin tits off.

[cookiemonster]

Do we get to call you ducky now?

no


fuck off


and no ...i am not wearing eye liner.

[Sjusovaren]

It's like a little boy's arse. I like my bird's arse to be firm and fruity, big and broad, the kind you put a plank across to stop you falling in. I like to ball them from behind and put my hands on each arse cheek and find that my arms are wider apart than my shoulders. I like to dribble slobber onto her ballon knot and then accidentally-on-purpose pull out too far on the upstroke, then plunge deep into her colon, before whipping it back into her minge to get some cross-pollenation going on. (Especially if she's going home to her hubby, I like to think of him feasting on her poo-tainted clout.)

Kylie Minogue has a plastic arse, she takes it off at night, just like Heather McCartney with her leg. She's about as sexy as Wee Jimmy Krankie......although..........hmmmm.

OK, she's nowhere near as sexy as Wee Jimmy Krankie.

Oh, and sometimes I like my bird's arse to actually belong to a squealing, pleading naughty call-centre Gimp, trussed and oiled, hanging from a hook in a garage in Nottingham, red raw and bleeding from the monumental shagging I've just given him, erm, I mean her, because I haven't heard anything from that person for a while....


* Edit. Holy Shite on a Bike! I just thought I'd check the Krankies' out, y'know, just out of interest, seeing as I've got my pud in my hand, and fucking hell, there's a pic on their website, looks like the one we've all been waiting for - Wee Jimmy Krankie's getting porked!! Check it out the second pic down :
http://krankies.moonfruit.com/

I'm going to be whacking off to that second pic for weeks.

Wilksy-Baby, dust off the old school uniform, I fancy being Ian Krankie tonight!!

[Rsmacker]

if she even suggests anything of going to see him i'll cut her fuckin tits off.

She'll be just like Kylie then. (I know, I'm sorry, I'm not mocking poor old Kylie, no bird deserves that)

[Endrik]

oh, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYy3BKn1SZE

[Rsmacker]

Shame it's her body double, Rachael Carr.

[Incster]

I couldn't have put it better than you. But the fact that ducky started a discussion about Kylie's arse in 'Artists & their Gear' should redeem him a bit, shouldn't it?

[Rsmacker]

Bless him, poor old Cookie Monster, fancy being "dragged" to a Kylie gig, and then confessing to a pack of complete bastards like us who were GUARANTEED to rip the piss out of him. I hope he finds it therapeutic.
When he goes to see George Michael, we'll have to petition for a "Artists and their Junk" section.