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I still don't know who the fuck paul gilmore is
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Paul Gimore...he's a cocksucker!Originally posted by bibz View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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dude, correct terminology please. polesmoker.Originally posted by horns666 View PostPaul Gimore...he's a cocksucker!Hail yesterdayComment
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Maybe I didn't make myself clear. You want more info on Paul Gilbert..well pick a thread, any thread. I'm assume somewhere in those threads there is mention that "He Rules" and something about ummm.. what was it? :idea: Oh yeah, "Street Lethal"..I never heard it..is it good?Originally posted by horns666 View PostPaul Gilbert? What makes you think we like Paul Gilbert?
ohh, there's more...MUCH more!
BTW..anyone ever hear a band called Black Sabbath(sp) ? I never heard their songs..are they good?
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostDude, do you realize you're the equivalent of Mother Theresa attempting to show Jenna Jameson how to sugga dick..
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Originally posted by Endrik View Post
..That's nice E..eh?
That's what happens when you haplessly wonder into the lion's den. ..Oh, what's that..it's a big cat..nice kitty..please don't hurt me kitty..I think I'll poke it in the balls.
BTW.."Paul Gilbert rules" in case you didn't know this. Do you know he was only 16 when he recorded Street Lethal. I have ALL Paul's stuff..everything from Racer X to his solo stuff ..to his Jimi Hendrix tribute..G3..to Mr Big ..and I even have the very rare Electric Fence concert..here's a sample..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZS6TruM3jo
Like I said, a local friend that ran sound and recorded my VH tribute promo (Billy Morris/Warrant) toured Japan and Korea w/ Paul playing rythm guitar in '97 when he was doing his "pop" stuff. I also was a "stand in" bass player for his Disco Inferno gig. I learned over 40 fuggin' disco songs. Luckily, I never had to do it..I had to wear an afro wig if I did.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Paul who???Comment
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:ROTF::ROTF: I knew Bill would come through with his amazing amazingness at creating hilarious posts.:ROTF::ROTF:"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I talk to Bill all the time, and he's STILL about the only reason I come in here anymore....
His posts are like a bad car accident... Ya gotta look... Morbid curiousity I guess...
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Originally posted by horns666 View Post
* BTW..Don't forget to grab the latest Metallica cd..now on sale at Target!!!
I don't know exactly why, but I find that statement so funny.-ChrisComment
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I must agree. It wouldn't normally be funny but for some reason it is.Originally posted by Ayrton View Post
I don't know exactly why, but I find that statement so funny.
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Paul Gilbert is amazing. Probably THE guy with the ultimate chops besides Shawn Lawn.
Great teacher, warm and awesome personality too. Dude's just plain awesome in every way.You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Pablo Gilberto is the el shito...Comment
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Seems as though this thread was not a waste of time after all:ROTF:
I knew either bill or someone would come up with some seriously funny shit!
so next time one of you thinks it is the same old thread and the title question looks too OBVIOUS remember i have my motives
thanks Bill Z for making me crack the fuk up with the hilarious combacks
If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!Comment
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