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  • #16
    Originally posted by levantin View Post
    I can't get past that they proclaim themselves to be the greatest metal band in the world.
    Well they come from the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Dreamland_Rebel View Post
      HE-MAN Metal!
      Pssh. Lost Horizon out manly-man's them without even having to wear skimpy clothing (Which I find disgusting, especially the overzealous near-package-showing they seem to do).
      "Dear Dr. Bill,
      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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      • #18
        I think there is debate as to whether or not *all* men play on 10 or just a subset of men.

        Body oil does not work in their favor either.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Spivonious View Post
          Your answer can be found in one word: loincloths.
          OMG!!!!

          I was going to say THE same thing!!

          Which man in their right mind would go to or admit listening to a bunch of guys prancing on loincloths or leather speedos while playing a medieval heavy metal tunes.

          I had their first album, right when it came out and after a week I was bored out of my mind. Hail To England, etc. etc.

          But All Men Play On Ten!!!!
          Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
            Which man in their right mind would go to or admit listening to a bunch of guys prancing on loincloths or leather speedos while playing a medieval heavy metal tunes.
            Well, they still look like men (maybe cavemen), which is a lot better than wearing makeup and looking like a chick and singing sappy power ballads.
            And they are still around, unlike a lot of the '80s glam man-chicks.
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #21
              Dave Shenkel was in my store on saturday. Thinking he was cooler than he really is. On a differnt note tho. John Corabi did a clinic at my store last night. What a real nice guy. He signed autographs for the crowd answered all kinds of questions and was even sarcastic and funny with the crowd. (all in fun) There was an older gentelmen from germany in the crowd and was making inuendos for John to answer. and with kids in the crowd he was awesome and just poked fun back at the guy. Some of the funniest banter iv'e seen in a long time. I almost pissed myself.
              Corabi rocks.
              Gil
              Last edited by JACKSONFREAK; 09-11-2008, 09:17 PM.

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              • #22
                um, they suck?

                what is there to like?

                talk about the laughingstock of all "metal" bands, they gave metal a bad name before hair metal did.
                the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                • #23
                  Their caveman act is all a put-on, right? I think of them as kinda like Twisted Sister or pro wrestlers. More for the younger kids. They've been able to make a good living at it, so good for them.

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                  • #24
                    They look and act like idiots and their music is boring and lame.

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                    • #25
                      that picture on the first page of this thread says it all. they are the OTHER extreme to hair bands - instead of being feminine sissys, they are filled with TOO much testoterone and have a homo-erotic image. to me, both types of bands suck balls....
                      GEAR:

                      some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

                      some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

                      and finally....

                      i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Manowar pulls absolutely the ugliest crowds I have ever seen, hair band concerts at least have waves of hot pussy to swim through
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                          Manowar pulls absolutely the ugliest crowds I have ever seen, hair band concerts at least have waves of hot pussy to swim through


                          That, my friend, is very true
                          I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                            Manowar pulls absolutely the ugliest crowds I have ever seen, hair band concerts at least have waves of hot pussy to swim through

                            Very much in agreement. I saw them with Rhapsody, what a match!!! NOT!

                            Rhapsody (I'm really not a fan) was heads and tails above. I felt embarrassed for Rhapsody having to "open" for those neanderthals.

                            Talk about a weird and diverse crowd...

                            I think we should sell Manowar for medical experiments...

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                            • #29
                              I loved the early stuff...~82-84, Hail to England, Into Glory Ride and Battle Hymns...True classics

                              That was it for me, not up on them these days...but great innovative musicians at the time...Goofy as they were, they kicked ass...
                              Great drummer, amazing bassist, vocals to kill and guitar tone and feel unheard of in metal.

                              I could have done without the outfits, kings and wizards...they even had satanic shit going too very early on...
                              "Impale me upon the hoard of death...Satan don't forsake me, I wait for you to take me"
                              "I crush your bones, I kill your face"

                              Obviously meant to be taken with a grain of salt...some just cant...not meant as dinner music.

                              Pretend you never seen or heard of em'...just kick back, listen and put yourself in the ol' days of Kill'Em All, Reign in Blood, Fistfull of Metal, Black Metal...These guys stood way out musically, satirically and imaginatively!
                              Here are a few classics...

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                              Drive Fast Cars & Play Cool Guitars!!!

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                              • #30
                                A great band, but thank god for the fast forward on dvd players. Once the music stops and the bs begins, its fast forward time.........

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