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  • Rsmacker
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    Originally posted by toejam View Post
    Kirk is married and has at least one kid with Eric Peterson's ex-wife, and I believe he was married at least once before.
    Urgh, second-hand rock star's woman, that's cheap. You'd think he could find someone who wasn't a cast-off from a support band don't you? Every time he plays and sees Testament grinning at him from the side of the stage he must wonder if they all teamed her in the dressing room once upon a time and gave her an anal prolapse. (I'm not suggesting they did, but y'never know.......)

    If Megadeth had sold as many LPs as Metallica did when they turned into one of the biggest groups in the world with the black LP, then Dave Mustaine would have "sold out" too. The only reason he can keep his bar high (oo-er) is because he hasn't got quite as many employees, servants, brown-nosers, executives etc planning his life out for him down to the minute, making sure the business, rather than the band, keeps on producing (money). When a band gets as big as Metallica, they can't have as much freedom as Mustanus to slither off and pump themselves full of smack or lady-boy cum, whatever. They are not allowed to, the business, the brand, comes first.

    When they do have a little spaz-out and do something different, like with St Dogpoo, everybody is frightened. You can bet they won't be experimenting like that again just for the hell of it, I bet there were some serious boardroom meetings to discuss that LP.

    Personally, I don't think Megadeth could ever become as big as Metallica in terms of sales and outright popularity. Mustanus would crumble under the pressure and turn into a wobbling pile of drug-addled stoolage. Again.
    ("Ow, boo-hoo, I hurted my arm doing , erm, skydiving, yeah, that's it, skydiving. Not sticking needles in me, no no no ")

    He's talented, no doubt, can play the shit out of a guitar, and once upon a time I really loved his work, but then I grew up. Kind of around the same time as Metallica grew up and released "Load". Natural progression, excellent. Dave just kept whining.

    He's stuck in time, IMHO, luckily for him he still looks the same, if he was losing his hair because he had a big pair of steaming balls working overtime in his pants and churning out male eat/fuck/kill hormones, he'd look like a silly old slapheaded fool and have to change who and what he is. He'd be fucked then!

    Still, everyone loves the under-dog, and the "I liked them before anyone else and now they are popular they are shit" syndrome will always play a part in Dave's popularity, as long as Metallica are there to take the shit for him.

    Hey, look at this video of him with some kind of V thing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6SwfidmOI4

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  • bratfink
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    Originally posted by toejam View Post
    Maybe he should tongue kiss his asshole. Kirk is married and has at least one kid with Eric Peterson's ex-wife, and I believe he was married at least once before.
    It's always the quiet ones

    Metallica got me into metal in the first place, when listening to MOP. Then I found bands like Carcass and went on a very different metal journey for a few years. When I came back to thrash I wanted something more melodic and Metallica just didn't do it for me anymore.

    I still love those early Metallica albums. But I REALLY like everything that Megadeth have done (apart from Risk, 'the standard get out clause'). The Megadeth format is relatively simple but MegaDave always writes excellent riffs and builds nice backing sections to solos. I don't like all of his vocals but he has a large range and at least trys everything to see if it works.

    On the whole there is a small piece of musical genius in every Megadeth album. Not sure I can say the same about Metallica.

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  • horns666
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    Awwwwwww fuck I just lost my post. I wrote a fuggin' book and bopped the keyboard..gone.

    well Fuggit..pizza is here...eh

    Kirk Hammet is the Michael Jackson of Thrash..Dave is the agnry red haired step child. Lars is just an asshole. I think he's a much bigger choad than Mustaine. They we afraid of Dave. Didn't he kick Hetfield's ass? Then they tossed him. I like Dave..he's cool.

    He always maintained a level of creativity, virtousity, and skill level. He's into that, like a most dedictaed fuckers. He's knows who all the badd ass players are. He's always stayed "in the know". While Metallica morphed into some proto Nu shit. Ozzfest became a rap/nu mteal show. They dummied the fuck down while Mustaine keeps the bar high on fucking playing guitar and choosing musicians and doing Gigantour with like Dream Theater, Nevermore, Symphony X, Iced Earth ect.

    Testament, Kreator, Exodus, Sodom, can re-recorded shit like bonded in blood and sound better than ever IMO. Metallica, Van Halen, and Queensryche hit erectile dysfunction a lond time ago. They may pop a chubby with alot of help..I dunno. Maybe.

    Heaven and Hell..Motorhead..Judas Preist..Maiden..Saxon..AC/DC ..ect..no maybe. Still goin'

    Metalllica sold the fuck out . They admit that. I prolly would too. But I love metal enough to keep raising the bar by suporting the players that do so. Therefore my blind, narrow brained, metal fanboy-like retardedness is necessary to stroke the cock of the metal giant..so it stays happy.

    I'm an old, grumpy, metalhead that likes to make lots of bad noise. I'm getting pudgy and grey but my PP is doing pretty good...and that's why I'm on the JCF.

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  • RacerX
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    Bad horsie wah


    hahahahahaha


    You got the reference, Todd!

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  • Tekky
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    Originally posted by RacerX View Post
    "Well, lemme tell ya something, my Flip-Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

    -Jack Woltz


    Bye bye horsie.

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  • RacerX
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    Originally posted by toejam View Post
    Kirk's Filipino and Irish, not Mexican.

    "Well, lemme tell ya something, my Flip-Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

    -Jack Woltz


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  • Dred
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    Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
    Rob's too metal for Metallica. If they'd used Rob's cum on the cover of Load it would have made it a metal classic instead of a pile of limp wristed crap.
    +1.000.000

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  • toejam
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    Originally posted by horns666 View Post
    I had a chihuahua named Pico. He died of butt cancer. I really loved him.

    Now we have Bella..the Uber Chihauhau with the wah wah..just like Kirk Hamster!
    Aww, when did Pico die? I haven't been following along.

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  • toejam
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    Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
    Ah, I see. I always thought Kirk was gay, he certainly looks and sounds it. Lars is just an asshole, maybe that's why Kirk wants to tongue him.
    Maybe he should tongue kiss his asshole. Kirk is married and has at least one kid with Eric Peterson's ex-wife, and I believe he was married at least once before.

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  • horns666
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    Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
    He LOOKS Mexican, and since the guy was saying Kirk looked like Dicko....
    I had a chihuahua named Pico. He died of butt cancer. I really loved him.

    Now we have Bella..the Uber Chihauhau with the wah wah..just like Kirk Hamster!

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  • MartinBarre
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    Originally posted by toejam View Post
    Lars and Kirk have actually tongued each other in public before, on more than once occasion.
    Ah, I see. I always thought Kirk was gay, he certainly looks and sounds it. Lars is just an asshole, maybe that's why Kirk wants to tongue him.

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  • MartinBarre
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    Originally posted by Dred View Post
    I suspect Halford is in the picture someplace, somewhere, here.
    Rob's too metal for Metallica. If they'd used Rob's cum on the cover of Load it would have made it a metal classic instead of a pile of limp wristed crap.

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  • toejam
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    Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
    I think I missed something here. Did Metallica suck each others cocks publicly or something? I mean I know they've been doing it metaphorically (in a musical sense) since about 1990, but I didn't know they'd actually literally done it to each other.
    Lars and Kirk have actually tongued each other in public before, on more than once occasion.

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  • MartinBarre
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    Originally posted by toejam View Post
    Kirk's Filipino and Irish, not Mexican.
    He LOOKS Mexican, and since the guy was saying Kirk looked like Dicko....

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  • Dred
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    Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
    I think I missed something here. Did Metallica suck each others cocks publicly or something? I mean I know they've been doing it metaphorically (in a musical sense) since about 1990, but I didn't know they'd actually literally done it to each other.
    I suspect Halford is in the picture someplace, somewhere, here.

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