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  • Llama, Llama, BUSH!

    (*wonders if anyone knows the llama song )
    Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
    Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall

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    • LLAMA SONG



      a very funny song about lamas :)WATCH THE NEW LLAMA SONG!! IT'S THE SAME BUT IS MORE LONGER... LLAMA WITH 2 L!!!
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      • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
        Metallica sucked the pole from 1991 to well now. "Death Magnetic" isn't the redeemer everyone says it is. "Deth fucked up with Risk and learned from that quick and without tongue kissing any of his metro-sexual bandmates.

        Megadeth stayed metal. Metalilca did not! That's kinda inportant to a metalhead...ya think?

        I'm mean if you like suggin' the cock, that's cool..suck the fuck out of it. I just don't wanna see it, because I'm homophobic..or my cock is..because it inverts like a scared turtle at just a glimpse of male gayness. But I love and support all lesbianisms!

        Don't get me wrong, I cringe at any display of public affection..it's what 15 year old do. Who wants to watch two assholes going at it in resturant while you're trying to eat. Not me..I ALWAYS call 'em on it!! Get a fuggin' room ya bastids!

        I think I missed something here. Did Metallica suck each others cocks publicly or something? I mean I know they've been doing it metaphorically (in a musical sense) since about 1990, but I didn't know they'd actually literally done it to each other.
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        • Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
          I think I missed something here. Did Metallica suck each others cocks publicly or something? I mean I know they've been doing it metaphorically (in a musical sense) since about 1990, but I didn't know they'd actually literally done it to each other.
          I suspect Halford is in the picture someplace, somewhere, here.
          Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
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          • Originally posted by toejam View Post
            Kirk's Filipino and Irish, not Mexican.
            He LOOKS Mexican, and since the guy was saying Kirk looked like Dicko....
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            • Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
              I think I missed something here. Did Metallica suck each others cocks publicly or something? I mean I know they've been doing it metaphorically (in a musical sense) since about 1990, but I didn't know they'd actually literally done it to each other.
              Lars and Kirk have actually tongued each other in public before, on more than once occasion.
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • Originally posted by Dred View Post
                I suspect Halford is in the picture someplace, somewhere, here.
                Rob's too metal for Metallica. If they'd used Rob's cum on the cover of Load it would have made it a metal classic instead of a pile of limp wristed crap.
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                • Originally posted by toejam View Post
                  Lars and Kirk have actually tongued each other in public before, on more than once occasion.
                  Ah, I see. I always thought Kirk was gay, he certainly looks and sounds it. Lars is just an asshole, maybe that's why Kirk wants to tongue him.
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                  • Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
                    He LOOKS Mexican, and since the guy was saying Kirk looked like Dicko....
                    I had a chihuahua named Pico. He died of butt cancer. I really loved him.

                    Now we have Bella..the Uber Chihauhau with the wah wah..just like Kirk Hamster!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
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                    • Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
                      Ah, I see. I always thought Kirk was gay, he certainly looks and sounds it. Lars is just an asshole, maybe that's why Kirk wants to tongue him.
                      Maybe he should tongue kiss his asshole. Kirk is married and has at least one kid with Eric Peterson's ex-wife, and I believe he was married at least once before.
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                      • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        I had a chihuahua named Pico. He died of butt cancer. I really loved him.

                        Now we have Bella..the Uber Chihauhau with the wah wah..just like Kirk Hamster!
                        Aww, when did Pico die? I haven't been following along.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
                          Rob's too metal for Metallica. If they'd used Rob's cum on the cover of Load it would have made it a metal classic instead of a pile of limp wristed crap.
                          +1.000.000

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                          • Originally posted by toejam View Post
                            Kirk's Filipino and Irish, not Mexican.

                            "Well, lemme tell ya something, my Flip-Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

                            -Jack Woltz


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                            • Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                              "Well, lemme tell ya something, my Flip-Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!"

                              -Jack Woltz


                              Bye bye horsie.
                              Occupy JCF

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                              • Bad horsie wah


                                hahahahahaha


                                You got the reference, Todd!
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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