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Yeah I know, I actually wish I could change it. But it dosn't mean anything, it's just a name. I am an athiest/agnostic, so I don't believe in a hell anyways.
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Zakk wylde is one of the most searched thing on yahoo today."Too bad Kurt didn't teach John how to aim a gun."
Jackson Shred
"maybe i should do what madona does and adopt a little chineese kid and get them to knock up a couple of guitars for me" cookiemonsterComment
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That's sick.
Oh that reminded me of a funny story. (Maybe
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I was looking at a MF catalog last night, and it had the zakk wylde signature microstack, and to the bottom right, it showed zakk playing his gibson (maybe epi, can't remember) through it. And underneath that in little letters, it said
"Zakk Wylde not for sale.
Guitar sold seperately."
I'm like WTF? No on believe Zakk is for sale haha.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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Yeah shipping would cost to much anywayOriginally posted by Jacksonguy666 View PostThat's sick.
Oh that reminded me of a funny story. (Maybe)
I was looking at a MF catalog last night, and it had the zakk wylde signature microstack, and to the bottom right, it showed zakk playing his gibson (maybe epi, can't remember) through it. And underneath that in little letters, it said
"Zakk Wylde not for sale.
Guitar sold seperately."
I'm like WTF? No on believe Zakk is for sale haha."Too bad Kurt didn't teach John how to aim a gun."
Jackson Shred
"maybe i should do what madona does and adopt a little chineese kid and get them to knock up a couple of guitars for me" cookiemonsterComment
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I don't find that very amusing. Zakk Wylde is a human being. A grandson, husband, father, mother, lover, brother, little boy. And you're laughing at an ad that suggests that he might be mistaken for a purchaseable item? So you find the trading of humans funny? Do you have any morals?Originally posted by Jacksonguy666 View PostThat's sick.
Oh that reminded me of a funny story. (Maybe)
I was looking at a MF catalog last night, and it had the zakk wylde signature microstack, and to the bottom right, it showed zakk playing his gibson (maybe epi, can't remember) through it. And underneath that in little letters, it said
"Zakk Wylde not for sale.
Guitar sold seperately."
I'm like WTF? No on believe Zakk is for sale haha.Hail yesterdayComment
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Or, I am laughing at how he was MISTAKEN for a purchaseable item. Because I think it's funny that someone might think of him that way.:ROTF:Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
If you are trying to prove a point, don't politely hand me my reponse.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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how dare anybody laugh at any joke about anybody! because everybody knows if you make any joke about any person you must not have any morals!Comment
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THIS is funny!Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
(now, don't you go "what you mean, funny? Funny like haha? funny like a clown?" on me, Tommy boy...)Comment
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Well for instance, nobdy dared make a joke about Bill or his brother. Because you would be hounded for it. But why is it alright to joke about Zakk Wylde? Because he a celebrity? Wrong.I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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Give me a break. Go take a look at past threads of people dying. There is always at least one person that makes a joke. Get over it.http://www.jacknapalm.com/Comment
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Yea I will, because I don't want to start another blazer-esque thing.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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I think the key difference is that we respect Bill. We, however, have little to no respect for wannabe-biker guy.Originally posted by Jacksonguy666 View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Even though I disagree, that so far is the best and most respectable answer.I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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Wannabe southern biker guy. Get it right, brother - then get yer pull on!Originally posted by Ben... View Post-------------------------
Blank yo!Comment
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We're all gonna die someday, might as well laff it up, to prevent ourselves from cryin'.
For a second there I thought he might be Stronger than Death, but I guess he's not 1919 Eternal anymore. The Damage is Done, but I for one hope he doesn't end up Dead As Yesterday before his time. That is a Bridge To Cross resulting in a Demise of Sanity.
Rock stars can be Graveyard Disciples however, riding around on a Horse Called War. In My Time of Dying I hope to be Just Killing Time, and not a Mass Murder Machine.
But I Refuse to Bow Down, I'm Too Numb to Cry. Moral of the Story, don't end up Stoned and Drunk, Suffering Overdue.
Knock knock, oh its the Peddlers of Death."We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer. "
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