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  • Originally posted by FlyingSkull View Post
    We're all gonna die someday, might as well laff it up, to prevent ourselves from cryin'.

    For a second there I thought he might be Stronger than Death, but I guess he's not 1919 Eternal anymore. The Damage is Done, but I for one hope he doesn't end up Dead As Yesterday before his time. That is a Bridge To Cross resulting in a Demise of Sanity.

    Rock stars can be Graveyard Disciples however, riding around on a Horse Called War. In My Time of Dying I hope to be Just Killing Time, and not a Mass Murder Machine.

    But I Refuse to Bow Down, I'm Too Numb to Cry. Moral of the Story, don't end up Stoned and Drunk, Suffering Overdue.

    Knock knock, oh its the Peddlers of Death.
    Haha
    I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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    • Originally posted by Grandturk View Post
      Wannabe southern biker guy. Get it right, brother - then get yer pull on!
      Yeah good point. I guess not to many dudes from Jersey sound like a southerner.
      "Dear Dr. Bill,
      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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      • Originally posted by Ben... View Post
        I think the key difference is that we respect Bill. We, however, have little to no respect for wannabe-biker guy.
        +1
        "Too bad Kurt didn't teach John how to aim a gun."
        Jackson Shred

        "maybe i should do what madona does and adopt a little chineese kid and get them to knock up a couple of guitars for me" cookiemonster

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        • Another reason I don't see any reason to get bent out of shape with death jokes is 1) I don't expect him to actually die. If I did then I would be a little more somber about it. 2) The way the dude has apparently treated his body, if he did die it wouldn't be from jokes about death. 3) I doubt anyone here actually wants the guy to die.

          Not to get morbid but I did steal a line someone here uses as their signature (it's from spinal tap)

          When my brother killed himself a couple months ago, he was covered in vomit when we saw his body in his apartment. When explaining this to someone else later on I said he was covered in his own vomit, well I assume it was his own vomit, it's kind of hard to dust for vomit.

          there are times when you need to crack a freakin joke else stuff becomes overwhelming. It's not disrespectful unless you say "Boy I hope Zakk dies, he sucks" in which case I think even the haters on here would be kind of "Nah, that aint cool"

          btw if you are really this emotionally attached to Zakk (or any other celeb) you might want to take a step back. he's just another dude, just because he plays guitar doesn't make him above anyone. He's open to as many jokes as you are I.

          In fact I own a burial plot in Colma california. Some friends of mine were going up there to take photos of stones, I was going to go with them just so I could dance on my own grave. I was on call that week so I couldn't make it. but the point is

          LIGHTEN UP

          In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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          • Now if it were Michael Jackson with clots...the fuckin gloves would be off.
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            • Originally posted by Partial @ Marshall View Post
              Now if it were Michael Jackson with clots...the fuckin gloves would be off.
              Not from me. (and +1 for the glove joke) I hate everything about that bastard down to his very last neuron, but I am sorry he is dead.
              I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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              • Is it possible to throw a clot by stressing your vocal chords and or lungs by screaming and or loud singing?

                I don't know what creates that.
                Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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                • Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
                  Is it possible to throw a clot by stressing your vocal chords and or lungs by screaming and or loud singing?

                  I don't know what creates that.
                  I don't know either, though I would guess most likely not, but I mean look at guys like Phil Anselmo...
                  I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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                  • Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
                    Is it possible to throw a clot by stressing your vocal chords and or lungs by screaming and or loud singing?

                    I don't know what creates that.
                    It would most likely be from sitting on a tour bus or anywhere else (A long flight as well). That is prolly the #1 cause of blood clots.. and if anyone knows Zakk or has talked to him, He doesn't have a southern accent, You can easily tell he is from Jersey...Rant on.. He is still the hardest working man in the biz...


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                    • Originally posted by GTarman68 View Post
                      It would most likely be from sitting on a tour bus or anywhere else (A long flight as well). That is prolly the #1 cause of blood clots.. and if anyone knows Zakk or has talked to him, He doesn't have a southern accent, You can easily tell he is from Jersey...Rant on.. He is still the hardest working man in the biz...


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                      just ask, beg, plead with the man to put out another Pride and Glory album will you PLEASE!?
                      In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                      • Yeah I think alot of people get on Zakk because he is so talented. You can rag on his pentatonic scales, but, who hasn't used them for long period of time?

                        The dude can also play piano and sing like a mother. He sounds more southern rock than most southerners do.

                        I ,too, am also waiting for another Pride and Glory,but, I don't think we will see it deliberately. I think he tested the waters an many styles and went with the one he liked the most at the time.

                        I would love to have his voice and his talent.-Lou
                        " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                        • Just ewwww...

                          Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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                          • Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
                            WTF!!!
                            Thats fucking terrible!!!
                            I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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                            • nevermind, i was sleep deprived and didn't realise it was a joke. my bad
                              Last edited by eakinj; 09-04-2009, 03:44 PM.
                              In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                              • Looks like he was just making a joke to me.

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