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I think he was making a joke about the wifepart, but for some odd reason I believe the 4 inch part.
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So this means hes got a vagina knowOriginally posted by Flatpicker View Post
"Too bad Kurt didn't teach John how to aim a gun."
Jackson Shred
"maybe i should do what madona does and adopt a little chineese kid and get them to knock up a couple of guitars for me" cookiemonsterComment
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Typical Zakk, He can Joke in a serious time.. Keep the Prayers flowing, It's gonna take a while to get through all of this.Originally posted by dg View PostComment
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He looks rather fetching in those surgical stockings, kinda like Brian Blessed dressed as Nora Batty.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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Originally posted by paige View Post
Last time I sat down with Zakk the fucker drank a 12 pack by the time I started my 3rd beer...... This all transpired in about an hour...
By the time he took the stage later that night I would guesstimate that he had downed 2 cases.....
I'm not bashing Zakk just making a statement. I like the guy he's a good dude... Can't stand his fucking tour manager though.....“The modern definition of "racist" is "someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”Comment
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huh. I would like to go beer 4 beer with him then. I drink atleast, fuck it, none of your business, a night and still do what I have to do. Everybody has different limitation's.Comment
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He must have really had to pee.Originally posted by Mr.C View Post-------------------------
Blank yo!Comment
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You don't like Ferguson? Mark has always been cool to me..Originally posted by Mr.C View PostComment
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I can tell I spend too much time on the JCF. I'm fighting a flu or something right now and last night I had a fever dream that Zakk died from complications.
I actually hope he's okay...GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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You know, although time i the hospital is NEVER a good thing for stuff like this. But maybe there'll be a silver lining. He'll have time on his back, sober, maybe he'll get some ideas for music and lyrics and spend some quality time working them throuhg. (Not a slam, just some of his stuff sounds incredibly rushed) plus depending how long he's in there for or going through treatment, it'll be that much more time out of the lifestyle. might be a good thing that the guy takes a breather.
my only issue with him is a bls audience scares me as much as a slayer audience. lol. that's not a positive.In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on NyquilComment
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Back Stage is cool and all, and everyone should have the chance to check it out.... but Front and Center rocks at a BLS Show..Originally posted by eakinj View PostComment
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Scariest audience I've ever seen was for this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8S_Kv89IU <--- Charvel Bass?
It was straight out of Roadhouse. Flying/smashing beer bottles, fistfights every 3-5 seconds. Coked up Bikers, Jocks, Construction workers all in full on melee mode. All it took was one guy to look at another sideways and it was on.
They really needed a chickenwire cage over the stage, the poor drummer was getting showered with broken glass the whole show because he was near the back wall of the stage.
Dave was a pro though, he never missed a beat haha!GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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