What DON'T you want Charvel to do for the next batch's "wildcard"

[The Rossness]

Don't want a kahler or v trem. Don't care what the headstock looks like. Don't want a style 2, but wouldn't mind a floyded tele.

[Grandturk]

I want a white San Dimas with one humbucker. I doubt they'll do it but they so should.

No no no - its what you don't want them to make!

I don't want a sunburst Socal with a white pickguard.

[VitaminG]

In all seriousness, I don't know what the hell you are talking about but I have to see this...

Got a link?

I've never actually seen that one. I was trying to imagine graphics that I'd least like to see, something that I hadn't seen before.

I started thinking about some of the worst graphics I'd seen. Like the Octo-rape, and those bikini or nude model graphics from the 80s - not the good ones that while looking dated now still had some pretty hot looking chicks on them - but the ones with almost mannish faces and disfigured bodies. And then I thought about the Cop Killer graphic, with the moustachioed biker & the reflection of a motorbike cop in the glasses. So what if we combined the two, so it was a grotty hairy biker dude with a come-hither look and pouty wet lips in extreme closeup, like a photorealistic Big Mouth graphic with facial hair? Kind of like the Jenna graphic KVs, with her open mouth, moist lips and her tongue slightly poking out - only this would be not sexy at all. :puke:

Of course, unless you're into that. Not that there's anything wrong with it....

[ironworker221]

I dont want to find out there is a town in Korea named San Dimas,I had a similar problem in 1985 apparently there was a town in Japan named Ft.Forth.

[Grandturk]

I dont want to find out there is a town in Korea named San Dimas,I had a similar problem in 1985 apparently there was a town in Japan named Ft.Forth.

Don't forget about Neptune, NJ (short for Nagasaki, I believe).

[ironworker221]

I get the no case included to keep costs down but I don want my "wild card" mailed in this! http://guitars.musiciansfriend.com/p...RWXYB&ZYXSEM=0

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I've never actually seen that one. I was trying to imagine graphics that I'd least like to see, something that I hadn't seen before.

I started thinking about some of the worst graphics I'd seen. Like the Octo-rape, and those bikini or nude model graphics from the 80s - not the good ones that while looking dated now still had some pretty hot looking chicks on them - but the ones with almost mannish faces and disfigured bodies. And then I thought about the Cop Killer graphic, with the moustachioed biker & the reflection of a motorbike cop in the glasses. So what if we combined the two, so it was a grotty hairy biker dude with a come-hither look and pouty wet lips in extreme closeup, like a photorealistic Big Mouth graphic with facial hair? Kind of like the Jenna graphic KVs, with her open mouth, moist lips and her tongue slightly poking out - only this would be not sexy at all. :puke:

Of course, unless you're into that. Not that there's anything wrong with it....

Yeah, keep back-pedaling Gary.

Go on, dig it out of the closet and take a photo for us all.


:ROTF:

[Newc]

See, some of you guys are trying the "reverse psychology" trick - "I don't want Megan Fox to lick my balls" etc etc when you really DO want Megan Fox to lick your balls.

But I'm serious - I do not want to see Charvel reissue a color that was already used but just with a different color hardware setup. Do that shit yourself.
And a 1-hum and H-S SoCal have been requested before. Again, do that shit yourself. Don't be afraid to put more money into something to make it exactly like you want it. So what if you're not going to get your $300 "investment" back when you resell it? If money's that tight, you need to control yourself and focus on the priorities, not toys.

Otherwise you just need to stop being a cybaby skinflint bitch

[jmsaxon69]

I do not want a Candy Blue So Cal with chrome hardware!!

[Axewielder]

I dont want them to do a cock dragon graphic.

[Carbuff]

I do not want a production star, nope, not me.

[Axewielder]

Pointy headstock tele...that would suck!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

See, some of you guys are trying the "reverse psychology" trick - "I don't want Megan Fox to lick my balls" etc etc when you really DO want Megan Fox to lick your balls.

But I'm serious - I do not want to see Charvel reissue a color that was already used but just with a different color hardware setup. Do that shit yourself.
And a 1-hum and H-S SoCal have been requested before. Again, do that shit yourself. Don't be afraid to put more money into something to make it exactly like you want it. So what if you're not going to get your $300 "investment" back when you resell it? If money's that tight, you need to control yourself and focus on the priorities, not toys.

Otherwise you just need to stop being a cybaby skinflint bitch

I don't not want whatever Newc doesn't not want!

Actually yeah, another "new and different" color would be nice. I do miss my Pro Mod, it's the greatest-playing guitar I didn't care about ever.

But, yeah, keep with the new colors Charvel, and if it looks GOOD with chrome hardware and matching or zebra or whatever pickups, and they do that, cool, but if I'm buying one I have no problem ripping it apart and doing whatever with it.

[tonemonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!! Its back! NO!!!!!

Charvel needs to make a limited edition Cockdragon series. Candy blue with yellow cock dragon, fox pecker pink with passion purple cock dragon (for the ladies), and give fire proof condoms out with each one.