Wild Card's

[tonemonster]

can I condition my neck with astroglide??

I mean hey, if its good for the johnson, how can it be bad for my guitar?

[toejam]

Astroglide, baby oil, vaseline, mineral oil, motor oil, whatever you want!

[fullmetalguitar]

Here are the specs that I'm envisioning:

- backwards dinky body (horns pointing the wrong way)
- half ebony, half maple fretboard, 28 frets
- half regular strat headstock, half reverse pointy headstock
- Kahler trem (in blue)
- one neck humbucker only (no bridge pickup...who needs that)
- neck conditioned with Astroglide
- cock dragon graphic

Charvel is nuts if they don't put that into production. That would sell like crazy!

[Evol]

- cock dragon graphic

*That* is what puts it over the top for me and makes it a must have!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Here are the specs that I'm envisioning:

- backwards dinky body (horns pointing the wrong way)
- half ebony, half maple fretboard, 28 frets
- half regular strat headstock, half reverse pointy headstock
- Kahler trem (in blue)
- one neck humbucker only (no bridge pickup...who needs that)
- neck conditioned with Astroglide
- cock dragon graphic

Charvel is nuts if they don't put that into production. That would sell like crazy!

Look, I don't mean to sound like a dick, but, it always cracks me up when some mentally deranged idiot spews his retarded idea for his dream guitar out and then claims that it would "sell like crazy."

Also, you smell.

[Grandturk]

My only request:

Control layout -

- Single Hum
- 5 Way
- Tone Knob

[bombtek]

Here are the specs that I'm envisioning:

- backwards dinky body (horns pointing the wrong way)
- half ebony, half maple fretboard, 28 frets
- half regular strat headstock, half reverse pointy headstock
- Kahler trem (in blue)
- one neck humbucker only (no bridge pickup...who needs that)
- neck conditioned with Astroglide
- cock dragon graphic

Charvel is nuts if they don't put that into production. That would sell like crazy!

u should make a mockup of it!!! it soundz brootalzzzzz!!!!

[toejam]

My only request:

Control layout -

- Single Hum
- 5 Way
- Tone Knob

Fuck the single hum. Make it a single single coil!

[bombtek]

I know there have been other threads discussing why they wouldn't or couldn't throw pointies into the mix but what about making some of the wild card's with pointies, anyone think that could be a possibility? A Ferrari Red 1 Hum pointy with chrome would sell like crazy!! What do you guys think?

And to think that this one simple post brought this all about

Brilliant!!!

[Grandturk]

Fuck the single hum. Make it a single single coil!

I don't want to sound like a dick, but only an idiot would suggest that everyone in the world would like a guitar with a single coil pickup.

[roodyrocker]

A - Agreed. Awesome guitars.

B - In the grand scheme of things, they weren't that much more. I think they were between 1600 - 1900? Which is just a little bit north of a ProMod plus a case and a Floyd. Either way, they ended up being blown out for less than what a ProMod goes for new.

I believe some were even more than that but still, even at the low end, $1600 is considerably more than what the Pro Mods were introduced at. Those were $999 when they originally came out and some dealers were selling them at more like $875-899. Thats how I got my Tangerine So-Cal
Going on E-Bay, I can buy 2 Pro-Mods for the price of a pointy Charvel. Anyway, I like 'em both and have some of each for that reason.

[tonemonster]

I dont mean to be a dick. but a cock dragon graphic and astroglide neck is NOT a good combination. they will not sell like crazy.

[tonemonster]

damn they would make a mess though!!!!!!!!

[Grandturk]

damn they would make a mess though!!!!!!!!

Not to be a dick or anything, but if you can't afford to hire someone to clean up your astroglide mess, you shouldn't be looking to buy that guitar. Maybe a Squier with a stripped neck and lemon oil would be more your speed.

[Hellbat]

Cock dragon graphic and astroglide neck means it will require some kind of headstock mounted yogurt cannon that activates when you do 22nd fret full step or greater bends.

BWEEEEEE - SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT!