Wild Card's

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Cock dragon graphic and astroglide neck means it will require some kind of headstock mounted yogurt cannon that activates when you do 22nd fret full step or greater bends.

BWEEEEEE - SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT!

Headstock-mounted yogurt cannon...

(furiously begins drawing blueprints)

[tonemonster]

Lets build this fucker. now that Fender owns Charvel, we can legally have them name it the Wack-o-caster or the Stroke-o-caster

the franchising rights alone will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams.

[fullmetalguitar]

I can finally get that endorsement from Astroglide now!

[nor]

'would of' = Fuck Toejam!

[toejam]

That Astroglide will come in handy!

[VitaminG]

Cock dragon graphic and astroglide neck means it will require some kind of headstock mounted yogurt cannon that activates when you do 22nd fret full step or greater bends.

BWEEEEEE - SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT!

that is AWESOME!!!

[tonemonster]

That Astroglide will come in handy!

oh..ho.......now THAT is scraping the bottom of the barrel for dry jokes.

[toejam]

I don't want the bottom of the barrel to be dry or scraped.

[Mazz]

we should name the headstock in the picture bomb drawed "Cock-o-dile" It looks like a crocodile head in my opinion anyway...

[BRADSTANG]

make a limited edition lefty model turned upside down aka jimi hendrix style and you could stab stage divers. oh wait a minute...flame thrower!

[Grandturk]

I just wish my new wildcard would be here sooner! Dumbass Charvel - why make me wait until Jan 15 to get my Festivus Red San Dimas?!!!!!???

[tonemonster]

does anyone else here say San Dimas the way that Bill and Ted did??? I do. and it sounds excellent.

[Grandturk]

San Dimas High School football rules!!!

[tonemonster]

Shut up Turk, or I will have Deputy Van Halen put you in the Iron Maiden.

[tonemonster]

San Dimas High School football rules!!!

computers........