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  • The "Condomcaster"

    After what seemed like an eternity of waiting for all the parts to arrive, I finally got my new Charvel SoCal put together. This Charvel has a USA San Dimas Tele neck, a Japanese (candy blue) socal body, Japanese Gotoh Floyd rose, gold jack, gold locking clamps, black USA Grover tuners, black korean locking nut, a custom made Shotgun shell shell volume knob, 2 custom pink/ blue DiMarzio pickups- Crunch Lab (b), PAF Pro (n), 5-way super switch wired for series and parallel , a USA WD-Music clear Acrylic PG, and condoms (because why not?), eventually, all of the hardware will be gold. Cool?








    And no, Argyle isn't included.


  • #2
    That is full on gorgeous!

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    • #3
      Condoms? What were you thinking? :think:
      tremstick give-away (performer series trem)

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      • #4
        where the hell did you find that lime green leather chair?
        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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        • #5
          Originally posted by micha View Post
          Condoms? What were you thinking? :think:
          First I tried Gumby and he wouldn't fit, then I tried a nop sized bottle a of Jack and it wouldn't fit either. The condoms, those fit.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
            where the hell did you find that lime green leather chair?
            The chair is called a Stressless. It is available in a mess of colors.

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            • #7
              Now that is outside the box..........................way outside.
              Love your attitude!
              Matt

              Fender,Charvel and Jackson Guitars..........What more do you need

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              • #8
                Needs a "Break in case of emergency" box with a screwdriver so you can get to the jimmy hats for the after show escapades...

                GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                • #9
                  Soooooo are you trying out for Steel Panther??
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                  "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                  - Ken M

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                  • #10
                    That has got to be the wierdest scheme I have ever seen. It needs a Cockdragon with a Durex on it.
                    Prosecutors will be violated...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                      Soooooo are you trying out for Steel Panther??
                      Havent you ever heard "Asian Hooker"??? I dont think they are into condoms. Remember, condoms are for sailors, baby.
                      "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Robert Hendrix View Post
                        That has got to be the wierdest scheme I have ever seen. It needs a Cockdragon with a Durex on it.
                        actually, I think a cockdragon would be sporting a Rough Rider brand condom. it just "fits".
                        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                          Needs a "Break in case of emergency" box with a screwdriver so you can get to the jimmy hats for the after show escapades...

                          No shit! thats what I was thinking. this guitar is for whore laden after show parties.
                          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                            Soooooo are you trying out for Steel Panther??
                            "Eyes of a panther" is a fun song to play.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Rossness View Post
                              "Eyes of a panther" is a fun song to play.
                              she's got lips like satan
                              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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