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when u move floyd, she opens the mouth.
when u screw in the tremolo bar u have to use vaseline.
when u play the guitar with your tongue it is very private.
etc etc
Guitars are made to help get poon..you don't put poon on the guitar!
You put worm on hook to get fish..not fish on hook to get worm!
.....I'm confused.
Well, that might be self-lubricating floyd until she ages another 25 years..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
the placement of the spikes will create an unsafe love making situation lol
They did that in the middle ages. They were like bear traps..my wife found one on Ebay...Ow.
..My Pee Pee.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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