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  • Cocaine Guitar - Only $3,598,002!!!

    Does a Squier fit into the "General Jackson/Charvel Talk" section? Meh, who cares, this is funny:





    Say no to wood, instead try cocaine. This seems to be the mantra of the cocaine-made electric guitar carried by a guy in his 30s who flew lately from Costa Rica to Fiumicino airport in Rome. It’s illegal but unique! The scratched label on the black Squier Strat reads a $3,598,002 (2.5 million Euros) as its price tag. This won’t have been in news had custom officials not identified the white powder leaking out of the guitar as proven cocaine after the examination. Also, the 10 thermos flasks residing in his luggage are made up of cocaine solution. What adds the weight to the news is the 3 kg of pure cocaine with a market value of 2.5 million Euros that has been used as a major ingredient to design this guitar.

  • #2
    I bet that thing has no sustain what so ever...
    Chris

    Is there any other brand of guitar...?

    My fleet of guitars
    http://www.angelfire.com/va2/ckjones

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    • #3
      What an idiot. Should have gone with a bigger body type like a explorer or firebird or even a bass to maximize his profits.

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      • #4
        -Bet you can get pretty high up the neck on this one

        -Hey it's EvH's original B&W Strat

        -So THAT's why most bands have 2 guitarists

        -Nigel Tuffnel, we finally learned the reason why we weren't allowed to touch, point or look at it

        -Thought it was an Ed Roman guitar, it's full of shit, but it turned out to be good shit, so I guess i was wrong


        ...ok, that's all the jokes i can come up with
        "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

        -"You like Anime"

        "....crap!"

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        • #5
          ^ previous two posts... awesome!
          Chris

          Is there any other brand of guitar...?

          My fleet of guitars
          http://www.angelfire.com/va2/ckjones

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          • #6
            "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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            • #7
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              Kikikikikiyeaaaahhh!!!!
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              "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
              - Ken M

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              • #8
                Pfft...I would buy it if it had a Floyd...
                H3LL IS HOME!!!

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                • #9
                  Lol!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by axewielder View Post
                    [ATTACH=CONFIG]843[/ATTACH]

                    kikikikikiyeaaaahhh!!!!
                    wtf?
                    Scott

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                    • #11
                      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                      • #12
                        Ah...never really got into that show.
                        Scott

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                        • #13
                          Man, shit like that is going to ruin it for the rest of us. Forget about headstocks snapping during transportation, they're going to saw off wings and horns in security from now on
                          Last edited by javert; 06-24-2010, 04:37 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                            [ATTACH=CONFIG]843[/ATTACH]

                            Kikikikikiyeaaaahhh!!!!
                            YES!!!!
                            Ratt & Roll

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