Does anybody else hate..

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

It is a lot more tasteful than some of the alien/octo/cartoon rape graphics we've seen.

Oh, come on, how can you compare the Jenna Jameson finishes to legends like Space Rape, Cock Dragon, or Tentacle Rape? :ROTF:

[Nightbat]

Oh, come on, how can you compare the Jenna Jameson finishes to legends like Space Rape, Cock Dragon, or Tentacle Rape? :ROTF:

Well,...

they're both not real

[RacerX]

Jenna Jameson finishes

huh huh huh

[fullmetalguitar]

I've always wondered who would buy and play a guitar with Jenna's picture on it. Why would that interest anyone? I can understand them hiring her to be in advertisements, catalogues, brochures, etc., but not on the guitars.

[Rsmacker]

Unsurprisingly, I don't find Jenna Jameson a problem, other than the fact she's, erm, "past her best". From Jackson's point of view (gonzo?) it's not a bad move, as has been said, most people know she is, even if just her name. There's no such thing as bad publicity (unless you are caught in a kindergarten with your pud out). I'd rather someone like her was associated with the brand rather than a pretentious cunt like Dave Shitstaine, a bell-end of the first order. An endorsement or association will never attract me to a product, but it sure will repel me, generally because of the artist's cunty attitude or shite music. What's not to like about Jenna's BJ technique? Politics, music, hairstyles, I can disapprove of, but who disapproves of a skillful girl who can wrangle a trouser python till it chucks the custard?
Oh, sorry Mr Wilkinsi, the George Michael Colon Warrior guitars are round the back (obviously!).


A pic of a porn star on your guitar isn't going to get you laid, or not laid, the kind of chick that will suck a musician off is not going to make her decision based on a graphic. Or maybe she does, and if so, decides to go for the guitarist who might be more adventurous, rather than the one pretending he's rock-hard, all in black, playing a black guitar ie. disappearing into the gloom of a darkened stage. She'll perhaps go for the extrovert, the one who doesn't strain his anus trying to be supercool or worrying about what people think, the one who paraglides into the bedroom in a glittery mankini. (Come on, we've all done it. Haven't we? Guys? Erm........)

Once upon a time my then grilfriend promised me she was going to buy me one of those Roscoe guitars that had the girl face graphic on, but swore she was going to have a nice goo-ey jizz facial painted on it. Fucking lying bitch, I'm still waiting, 16 years later........

[Dr. Spencer]

I look at the guitars she is on and ask myself who the fuck would buy this? I don't think she is all that either she looks nasty naked, she's too skinny and used up looking.

Amen - talk about high mileage. Rumor has it she's a tweaker.

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/007/1067007-jenna-jameson-picture.htm

I guess she's trying to be supermodel

[goodwood]

Paid endorsers who jump ship are somehow better than a pornstar who sucks cock for money? I don't think so. So what if she looks used up and skanky? Seen your guitar heroes lately? They're not much better.

Hey, I'll take money and play a guitar but I am not sucking the baloney pony! If you think those two things are the same then...well, I am beyond explaining it.

[levantin]

the one who paraglides into the bedroom in a glittery mankini. (Come on, we've all done it. Haven't we? Guys? Erm...

Would you care to explain that Mr. Smacker?

On second thoughts, do we want to hear it?

[Brian]

When did Jackson owners/fans become so prude? lol

[Larz]

I would have to assume they don't have like 10,000 of these sitting around in the inventory waiting to sell.

Probably more like a handful for some die hards and a Rhoads model they gave to Delores to approve. Like canary yellow cars, etc.

And if anyone saw the chicks in the music videos during Jackson's hey day......

[VitaminG]

When did Jackson owners/fans become so prude? lol

hey, it's still all about the sex'n'drugs'n'rocknroll. But you can still be conservative, politically correct & outraged about it too.

[dg]

[CKJ]

I think this one about sums it up..