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On a 5 mile run, I got cut. A band aid? No thanks,
just salt and vinegar only please......
Antibiotics are useless unless you finish the entire
bottle. You can't speed up the process either, you
must follow the directions or legal and illegal action
will and or will not take place.
Example W. Handburger is missing. Has anyone seen
that poor girl? The 4th of July is upon us, and
rumour has it that secret services will be conducting
a thorough search. Disreguard this for now, you'll
find out later.
1. something wrong with me 2. nothing wrong with
you 3. something wrong with someone.... ahhhhh Let
the donkeys hit the floor, let the skato's hit the
road, let the monkeys smell the toad. Whatever, but
thanks anyways.
I'd like to thank everyone for participating in this
new mailing list program, so far I have 30 recruits in
demand of these messages for god only knows what
reason. Just keep it to yourselves.. let aunt jemima
or uncle cardboard figure out the rest. It's in the
hands of the amish. They work too hard to analyze the
horse force fed moonshine that pulls their buggy
around. Can the horse get a DUI? I hope so. I think
it's time to conduct a few citizens arrests upon my
distant arrival.
There hasn't been anything to do? The Atkins diet
works, my his soul be at rest in peace in a bucket of
lard. I like eggs, I like bacon, I like raw beef.
My parasites have become my pets and my friends. They
carry out good conversation.
Soup sale in the summer? It's not time to accuse
anyone with a mullet for stealing your neighbors lawn
mower so he can use the parts for his stoned friend to
build a time machine.
The walking dead are out and about on 2 Krik beach.
Ernest can kill them with warm milk. I don't allow
this. Get you **** out of the microwave immediatelly
you jello junky.
I had an arguement with my feet, so I hit them in the
face. It turned out to be big birds face. The walls
worshiped me as a tree shredder and I was the king of
recycling. Someone put something in my beer that
night.
Kyo Chon chicken http://www.kyochongo.com is the
best chicken ever. None, or few of you will ever
experience that.
Sorry, time to go. Our platoon is on a field mouse
mission, and we must protect the ancient Irish culture
preserved on Mars so we can bring them home to their
green puddle and amputate their spy satellites.
just salt and vinegar only please......
Antibiotics are useless unless you finish the entire
bottle. You can't speed up the process either, you
must follow the directions or legal and illegal action
will and or will not take place.
Example W. Handburger is missing. Has anyone seen
that poor girl? The 4th of July is upon us, and
rumour has it that secret services will be conducting
a thorough search. Disreguard this for now, you'll
find out later.
1. something wrong with me 2. nothing wrong with
you 3. something wrong with someone.... ahhhhh Let
the donkeys hit the floor, let the skato's hit the
road, let the monkeys smell the toad. Whatever, but
thanks anyways.
I'd like to thank everyone for participating in this
new mailing list program, so far I have 30 recruits in
demand of these messages for god only knows what
reason. Just keep it to yourselves.. let aunt jemima
or uncle cardboard figure out the rest. It's in the
hands of the amish. They work too hard to analyze the
horse force fed moonshine that pulls their buggy
around. Can the horse get a DUI? I hope so. I think
it's time to conduct a few citizens arrests upon my
distant arrival.
There hasn't been anything to do? The Atkins diet
works, my his soul be at rest in peace in a bucket of
lard. I like eggs, I like bacon, I like raw beef.
My parasites have become my pets and my friends. They
carry out good conversation.
Soup sale in the summer? It's not time to accuse
anyone with a mullet for stealing your neighbors lawn
mower so he can use the parts for his stoned friend to
build a time machine.
The walking dead are out and about on 2 Krik beach.
Ernest can kill them with warm milk. I don't allow
this. Get you **** out of the microwave immediatelly
you jello junky.
I had an arguement with my feet, so I hit them in the
face. It turned out to be big birds face. The walls
worshiped me as a tree shredder and I was the king of
recycling. Someone put something in my beer that
night.
Kyo Chon chicken http://www.kyochongo.com is the
best chicken ever. None, or few of you will ever
experience that.
Sorry, time to go. Our platoon is on a field mouse
mission, and we must protect the ancient Irish culture
preserved on Mars so we can bring them home to their
green puddle and amputate their spy satellites.
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