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Originally posted by warlok
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Let's really put this all to bed. Lets all throw $20 each in and buy Fender.
BREAKING NEWS: JCF now owns Fender... and Jackson... And Charvel---
In a strange twist of fate, the members of the internet online forum dedicated to Jackson and Charvel guitars, JCFonline.com, have combined to form the new ownership consortium "Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel Inc." and are the new owners of the company formerly known as the Fender Musical Instrument Corp. (FMIC) which formerly was the owner of the Jackson/Charvel company (post Fender) which was formerly known as Jackson/Charvel (pre Fender) before it was bought by Fender (pre Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel). Now all under one clear, concise banner, Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel will not be changing anything about the current build quality or specs of the current (post Fender Jackson/Charvels and current Fender Fender) line of guitars as they have been of excellent quality since founded and universally voted as the best in the world.
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel in Turmoil!!
Police have been dispatched to the headquarters of Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel Inc. (formerly known as Fen.. Aah forget it.. you get the point). There has been tension within the company for the incoming CEO, RacerX, as the incoming public relations coordinator, straycat, failed to correct grammatical errors and mis-spelled words and the new catalog has images with the tip of a headstock missing. A known bone of contention for the severely anal CEO. It seems that in the current incident, RacerX has gored incoming design manager Newc through the stomach with the headstock of an RR1 in an apparent attempt to stop his incessant urge to insert spiked studs into the newly painted Firebird bodies built by newly acquired build specialist Sully. His comment, witnesses reported, was "There's you're f@$king $400 motherf*%ker!!" and then looked toward the witnesses and shouted "Now GTWGITS!!". More on this gruesome story at 6... Now the weather...
BREAKING NEWS: JCF now owns Fender... and Jackson... And Charvel---
In a strange twist of fate, the members of the internet online forum dedicated to Jackson and Charvel guitars, JCFonline.com, have combined to form the new ownership consortium "Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel Inc." and are the new owners of the company formerly known as the Fender Musical Instrument Corp. (FMIC) which formerly was the owner of the Jackson/Charvel company (post Fender) which was formerly known as Jackson/Charvel (pre Fender) before it was bought by Fender (pre Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel). Now all under one clear, concise banner, Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel will not be changing anything about the current build quality or specs of the current (post Fender Jackson/Charvels and current Fender Fender) line of guitars as they have been of excellent quality since founded and universally voted as the best in the world.
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel in Turmoil!!
Police have been dispatched to the headquarters of Pre/Post Fender/Jackson/Charvel Inc. (formerly known as Fen.. Aah forget it.. you get the point). There has been tension within the company for the incoming CEO, RacerX, as the incoming public relations coordinator, straycat, failed to correct grammatical errors and mis-spelled words and the new catalog has images with the tip of a headstock missing. A known bone of contention for the severely anal CEO. It seems that in the current incident, RacerX has gored incoming design manager Newc through the stomach with the headstock of an RR1 in an apparent attempt to stop his incessant urge to insert spiked studs into the newly painted Firebird bodies built by newly acquired build specialist Sully. His comment, witnesses reported, was "There's you're f@$king $400 motherf*%ker!!" and then looked toward the witnesses and shouted "Now GTWGITS!!". More on this gruesome story at 6... Now the weather...
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