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  • Those videos and photos are like some kind of bad version of the roswell incident / alien autopsy movie remake

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    • Originally posted by DV8 View Post
      Those videos and photos are like some kind of bad version of the roswell incident / alien autopsy movie remake
      I was thinking more like the movie Splice.
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • ^ Splice... great movie
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        • ...or maybe The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but scarier.
          It's all about the blues-rock chatter.

          Originally posted by RD
          ...so now I have this massive empty house with my Harley, Guns, Guitar and nothing else...

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          • That guy should put the guitar back together, rip the skin off his face and apply it to the guitar...
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • Originally posted by Nimitz View Post
              ^ Splice... great movie
              Indeed! I'm not sure if that movie is more fucked up than this guitar, though.
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • Originally posted by toejam View Post
                That guy should put the guitar back together, rip the skin off his face and apply it to the guitar...
                It puts the lotion in the basket.....

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                • Put the lotion in the fuggin' basket!...Joe!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • No, Wild Bill. I want the hose again!
                    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                    • lol look at the guitar....euugh jezzus christ!

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                      • Originally posted by toejam View Post
                        I was thinking more like the movie Splice.
                        Try "The Human Centipede"...
                        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                        I nearly broke her back

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                        • Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                          Try "The Human Centipede"...
                          Oh that's a good one!!

                          Most people think the scrotum is one piece. There's a seam down the middle. I cut it wide open and there's two seperate chambers..godammit!

                          God gave us chambered scrotums, making them lightweight for easy travel...he works in mysterious ways.
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                            Try "The Human Centipede"...

                            But the creature's head in Splice looks like a scrotum..that's what they get for playing god. I'd think I'd bang it tho. That part gave me a chub!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • OMG I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes with those pics. What did that poor Rhoads due to deserve such a horible fate?

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                              • Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                                Try "The Human Centipede"...
                                I haven't seen that one yet, but I want to...
                                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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