if you had a golden ticket to the custom shop...

[Axewielder]

• No idea about graphic - something cool.

[tonemonster]

well played!

[bratfink]

I thought cock dragon had been banned at a special session of the Geneva convention? If it's on offer I'll take it!

[PowerTube]

If I had a golden ticket, I would want them to make me one of these.




NO not the guitar!!! The woman!!! hell I can buy guitars any day of the week.

Be careful. You don't know where that guitar has been......

[PowerTube]

So if Jackson are going to build a new one ask them to tighten her fixings up.

Meh, he can do that himself. Just shove a ham up in her and pull the bone out....

[RacerX]

Warrior or RR body at 150 % size (so you guys'll stop making cruel jokes )
REVERSE HEADSTOCK! with sequential LED light up Jackson logo
2" + neck width
29+ frets with pressure sensitive LED light up sharkies
ash or mahog n/t
Top line onboard effects + looper (like those old Corts except like w/ AxeFx innards or such)
switchable graphic overlays (Bengal, Lightning sky, Ghost flames, Graveyard, Cockdragon, etc)
onboard smoke machine
onboard lasers ("you'll put your eye out, kid!")
Levitation rig (the guitar will descend dramatically from the rafters into my arms with everything lighting up right before the blazing solo)
Maybe an extra robotic finger that will deploy for those extra-tricky tapping moves

Now THIS would be TOTALLY BITCHIN' DUDE!!!

[Force]

If I could get a CS gold ticket, i'd obviously be someone important. Therefore, i'll have one of those, one of them, 3 of that.....................

Seriously, i'd like a rhoads, a king v, a kelly, & as many soloists as they can make, I like bright colours and/or fancy graphics ie snakeskin, lightning, shattered glass, love the 80's style paint.

Just one? Lime green, recessed floyd, alder body, maple neck, black sharkfin & binding, 24fret, reverse pointy, emg 81/85 with afterburner, tbh it
wouldn't be much different to a dk2m or dk2, they are superb for the $$$$.