if you had a golden ticket to the custom shop...

[VitaminG]

I know she's hot but Miss Jameson has been penetrated more times than Iraqi airspace and had more loads than TNT freight.
So if Jackson are going to build a new one ask them to tighten her fixings up.

since she quickly became a Star, she was making, what, 6 films a year? 2-3 scenes per film, one of those girl-on-girl. No freaky DPs, fistings or anything like that. There are girls down your local that have probably been plugged more often in a year. Without all the mandatory industry health checks.

Now then, todays silly custom idea is a Vyvyan Basterd (The Young Ones) themed guitar.
Probably the best character in anything ever.



Extreme Warrior, Ebony thru neck (exposed top all the way through) with ebony fretboard, "V E R Y M E T A L" chrome inlays, chrome binding, Denim blue flamed maple wings and headstock, chrome hardware, BKP Aftermath bridge and BKP Cold Sweat neck pups (Tyger finish), tunomatic bridge, 1 vol, 1 tone, 3 way toggle.

That should about do it I think. Completely brilliant.

splendid!

I would opt for chrome stars as fretmarkers, orange pickups and a piercing though the headstock's tip

Very nice touches!

Where do you buy these?!? WANT!

Actually tungsten carbide would weigh in close to the DU and would definitely pose far less of a health rist. It might be doable but I doubt it would be affordable for the average working stiff...

I think you're overlooking the obvious benefit of the pickups giving you super powers as you play...

[Axewielder]

I'd also like EMG's in my custom guitar with NO frickin battery. I mean this is the year 2011 for chrissake. Jackson should set them up so they run on kinetic power. The harder I rock, the harder the pickups would rock. The harder the pickups rock, well then the harder I would rock. And the harder I rock...uh...well I guess Jackson is also going to need to develop an anti-positive feedback loop circuit to go along with the kinetic power circuit.

Can I also ask for a fully working shotgun barrel integrated into the bottom Zoraxe neck, or have I worn out my welcome?

[VitaminG]

I'd also like EMG's in my custom guitar with NO frickin battery. I mean this is the year 2011 for chrissake. Jackson should set them up so they run on kinetic power. The harder I rock, the harder the pickups would rock. The harder the pickups rock, well then the harder I would rock. And the harder I rock...uh...well I guess Jackson is also going to need to develop an anti-positive feedback loop circuit to go along with the kinetic power circuit.

And that, kids, is how spontaneous combustion happens....

[Nightbat]

since she quickly became a Star, she was making, what, 6 films a year? 2-3 scenes per film, one of those girl-on-girl. No freaky DPs, fistings or anything like that. There are girls down your local that have probably been plugged more often in a year. Without all the mandatory industry health checks.

But at least you can rate those without a camera and 50 layers of make-up in between

[tonemonster]

And that, kids, is how spontaneous combustion happens....

ah hah!!!!!! that must be what happened to this dude at 2:50 into the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI&ob=av2e

[guitardudeluke]

either of these 2

[vector]

This:

24 frets, neck thru, reverse banana headstock, Bare Knuckle pups.

[Axegrinder87]

Hate to ruin some fantasies, but Jenna isn't what she used to be guys.

[bratfink]

Where do you buy these?!? WANT!

Actually tungsten carbide would weigh in close to the DU and would definitely pose far less of a health rist. It might be doable but I doubt it would be affordable for the average working stiff...

Tungsten Carbide doesn't cost too much itself, but it's a bastard to machine!

[bratfink]

I want:

• RR Arch top.
• 1.5 deg neck angled back.

• 10 string (like the BC Rich of old - Scott Ian did have a 10 string RR back in 92 or so).
• JE active circuit with covered Bare Knuckle Aftermath pickups.
• Kahler 2300 bridge with Nylon rollers + heavy springs
• 86 Soloist pot layout (vol, tone, boost)
• Super seletor (bridge, outer coils, all, inner coils, neck)
• Ebony fretboard with stock sharkfins.
• Small white Jacskon logo on headstock.
• No idea about graphic - something cool.

[Nidec]

I want:

• RR Arch top.
• 1.5 deg neck angled back.

• 10 string (like the BC Rich of old - Scott Ian did have a 10 string RR back in 92 or so).
• JE active circuit with covered Bare Knuckle Aftermath pickups.
• Kahler 2300 bridge with Nylon rollers + heavy springs
• 86 Soloist pot layout (vol, tone, boost)
• Super seletor (bridge, outer coils, all, inner coils, neck)
• Ebony fretboard with stock sharkfins.
• Small white Jacskon logo on headstock.
• No idea about graphic - something cool.

Didn't Dan Spitz had that 10-String PCS Rhoads not Scott Ian?

[bratfink]

Didn't Dan Spitz had that 10-String PCS Rhoads not Scott Ian?

Yes. I knew it was one of them... At least I got the right band!

[Mazrim]

There are girls down your local that have probably been plugged more often in a year.

You've heard about Birmingham then?

Hey, in Newcastle she'd be called a frigid virgin.

[Axegrinder87]

Here in the south, a virgin is an ugly 3rd grader. For now....

They're usually 5 months pregnant by 6th grade.

[hunterkolb]

hmmm. i would probably have a rhoads.
24 frets
Gold hardware
Single humbucker(J50) with boost.
Recessed floyd
either white, yellow, or white pinstiped bevels

yeah, theres a bit of a Stone and Bodom influence there. But i cant help it, those bands are really my biggest influences.

Now if i couldnt do that, i would have a White 24 fret roundhorn(or king v)
single volume, EMG PA2, and pickup selector
pirahna inlays
recessed floyd
black hardware
smaller headstock logo