I play whatever Jenna tells me to play

[cryoprison]

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i'm sad to say none of my neighbors possess that "porn star nextdoor look" although they are nextdoor. one is a couple in their 60s where the wife screams all the time and looks like a squatty toad and the husband hobbles around because he suffers from asbestos poisoning. it's pretty funny to see him hobbling away from her while she yells from the backyard.

[nor]

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Somewhere in the Midwest, Dean Z. is chuckling...

[RemCarr]

Re: I play whatever Jenna tells me to play

two words...

mmmmmmmm Jenna!!!

We need to get Jackson to release some more shots tho. You know that the photo shoot had to produce several hundred pics, yet all we have are the 10 or so on the site. Not to mention a Jenna Custom Shop!! Now THAT would rock!!!!

Be COol
Mike

[AlexL]

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
More guitar companies need to find ultra-hotties to hawk their stuff. I'd rather open a guitar magazine and see Brooke Burke than Dimebag Darrell staring back at me.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't even know who Brooke Burke is, but that is the understatement of the year!

- E.

[Rocker8090]

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Originally posted by RacerX:
Correction: The ultra long-legged Briana (one "N") has already done some work with Jackson. [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shoot me some pics, or post a shortcut. Dammit she is ssssoooo HHOOOTTT. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Black Mask]

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Originally posted by AlexL:
I don't even know who Brooke Burke is

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She hosted "Wild On...." on the E! network and then posed in Playboy (May '01, I believe? Anyone?) Just his year she was in Stuff. Try a Google Image search. You WON'T be disappointed. Cherchez le femme! [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

[Boxcar Willie 84]

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I actually think the whole Jenna thing is rather lame. Is this how they try and make up for a lack of big-name endorsers?

[Black Mask]

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Nobody said that Jenna is an expert on guitars or music. Don't overanalyze the situation. Beauty should be celebrated and that's all that's going on here.

[monk]

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Originally posted by Boxcar Willie 84:
I actually think the whole Jenna thing is rather lame. Is this how they try and make up for a lack of big-name endorsers?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I agree. I thought the Briana Banks campaign was lame too. Looks like they had nothing else left to do than to hire some cheap porn slut just to sell a few extra guitars to people that go wherever their d*ck is pointing...or maybe I am just gay? [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[ September 17, 2003, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: Monk ]

[lerxstcat]

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Not only that, the FMIC execs got to keep the leftover booze and coke! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Seriously, besides the cost factor, more young kids are probably drawn in by Jenna clutching a Jackson than they would be by Dave Mustaine sneering from behind one.
The ads are trying to recruit new Jackson
buyers, because once you've owned one you
will likely want another, n'cest pas? In
that circumstance Jenna is a pretty cool prop to hang a Rhoads on!

[Boxcar Willie 84]

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Sorry, I just don't see how Jenna Jameson is gonna make a kid want to play a guitar...if anything he'll go watch porn. More people play Fender, Gibson, and PRS these days because of how they play, big names attached to them, etc, not because of some skin flick girl holding one in a catalog. Maybe I AM overanalyzing this, but I think this is sort of insulting to the intelligence of people who would typically buy and play Jacksons. It's kind of like how you hear mostly beer and condom commercials during rock shows on the radio...the advertisers assume that that's the only thing that the listeners buy, like they're the lowest common denominator...

[dinkyjacksonman]

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HEY! I have to add my opinion here.

Sorry to tell but Dean guitars got hotter chicks!
They even giveaway posters and autograph them for you at NAMM. [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

So what's up with Jackson chicks?

Jackson and Fender guys need to come up with all the hotties of So.Cali for the next NAMM! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Black Mask]

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When I originally said "she could sell me a balalaika" I was using hyperbole. I love Jacksons, so since I'm here anyway, why not enjoy Jenna, too?

You really are making this way too academic. Every company that wants to make money (that's ALL of them) will try to lore people in using some sort of hook. For some, it's a pro using their gear. For others, it's a hot girl. For some, it's user testimonials in their ads. There's no one unimpeachably correct way to approach advertising.... if you don't like the Jenna ads, then fine, but it's hard to fault Jackson. This is a capitalist country, so you can expect advertisements and the like.

I'll reiterate that no one likes Jenna because she is obviously the source for guitar knowledge. But if you want to make an ad that LOOKS GOOD, you should hire Jenna instead of Mustaine. Besides, we all love and appreciate the female form. Let us have our fun! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Accept2]

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I've never seen so many complaints about T&A before.....When did this turn into the Jackson Gay Forum?...........What is needed to correct this is some fine pix of Jasmine with a Jackson or two............Maybe even with Jenna in them as well.......

[Black Mask]

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Originally posted by Boxcar Willie 84:
It's kind of like how you hear mostly beer and condom commercials during rock shows on the radio...the advertisers assume that that's the only thing that the listeners buy, like they're the lowest common denominator...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Right off the bat I can tell you most people here are
1) male
2) straight

Belonging to a demographic isn't BAD... EVERYONE belongs to some sort of demographic. That's like watching Oprah and being pissed off because they advertise tampons. The advertisers know who's looking at their ads and they're gearing the ads towards them. Quite frankly, I'm cool with that because I am who I am and I'd rather be staring at Jenna holding a guitar than Madeline Albright. I don't feel manipulated or decieved at all. I know they want me to buy their stuff... I want to buy their stuff.... how is Jenna's participation a negative thing? If they had ads geared towards elderly housewives you would complain that "They don't understand us!" Let it be. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] If you KNOW you're buying a product with your d*ck, then everything is fine. It's not like it's subliminal advertising or something. Viva le capitalism! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]