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  • #46
    Re: What\'s in a name?

    Have you ever touched a Johnson you didn't like?

    Have you ever seen a Johnson sweeter than mine?
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #47
      Re: What\'s in a name?

      I'm selling my Johnson.....I hate to do it but my wife says it must go. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

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      • #48
        Re: What\'s in a name?

        I have a "pre-fender" Johnson, it has more balls thatn the new ones [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • #49
          Re: What\'s in a name?

          My Johnson is in near mint condition. It only has one crack in it.

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          • #50
            Re: What\'s in a name?

            Originally posted by Travis:
            My Johnson is in near mint condition. It only has one crack in it.
            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Only a small hairline one I hope!
            [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

            Man, there is some funny stuff in here, I've had a good laugh. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #51
              Re: What\'s in a name?

              You too can own a Dave Mustain Johnson!
              http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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              • #52
                Re: What\'s in a name?

                Originally posted by Jack Napalm:
                You too can own a Dave Mustain Johnson!
                <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ok, I realize I can't spell Mustaine.
                http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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                • #53
                  Re: What\'s in a name?

                  My mom used to tell me if I play my Johnson Soloist too much I can get hairy palms. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

                  [ October 24, 2003, 02:52 AM: Message edited by: AK47 ]

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                  • #54
                    Re: What\'s in a name?

                    There are flames on my Johnson. I'm going to remove them so I can finally see what my Johnson really looks like. [img]images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

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                    • #55
                      Re: What\'s in a name?

                      This auction is for my beautiful Johnson in pristine condition. The "buy it now" price for my Johnson is firm. I will not accept any backdoor offers for my Johnson.

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                      • #56
                        Re: What\'s in a name?

                        Seriously,some of my friends would ask me is that a Michael Jackson guitar?
                        And 1 time,looking at a Hamer guitar,a friend of mine said to me"I didn't know you like MC hammer". [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

                        Charvel sounds cooler but Jackson and some other brand names(like BC Rich,Peavey) sometimes bit strange to some people.

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                        • #57
                          Re: What\'s in a name?

                          "Seriously, some of my friends would ask me is that a Michael Jackson guitar?
                          And 1 time,looking at a Hamer guitar,a friend of mine said to me "I didn't know you like MC hammer"."

                          Hahaha, that´s just insane! I wouldn´t know whether to laugh or cry [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          • #58
                            Re: What\'s in a name?

                            Originally posted by dinkyjacksonman:
                            Seriously,some of my friends would ask me is that a Michael Jackson guitar?
                            And 1 time,looking at a Hamer guitar,a friend of mine said to me"I didn't know you like MC hammer". [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

                            <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Get smarter friends! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #59
                              Re: What\'s in a name?

                              Originally posted by RacerX:
                              </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by dinkyjacksonman:
                              Seriously,some of my friends would ask me is that a Michael Jackson guitar?
                              And 1 time,looking at a Hamer guitar,a friend of mine said to me"I didn't know you like MC hammer". [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

                              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Get smarter friends! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, ***** slap those ones down till they get a clue!...michael jackson guitar...bloody hell... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                              • #60
                                Re: What\'s in a name?

                                We're at the music store and some dude is holding his new Johnson....my wife looks at me and says: Gee honey, I wish we could afford to get you a Johnson like his [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
                                My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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