What's in a name?

[zx12r]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Opps...wrong forum. Can anybody redirect me to Johnson/Charvel forum?

[Hyperfuzz]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Ok, one of you guys did this on purpose didn't you?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=41437

[Kamo]

Re: What\'s in a name?

I spent about 3 hours adjusting my Johnson.

There's invaders in my Johnson.

My cat sh!t on my Johnson.

[1trussell]

Re: What\'s in a name?

When I give my Johnson a light touch, it plays so creamy.

[Ace]

Re: What\'s in a name?

I've spent the past few weeks cutting and sanding my Johnson. Next week I am going to have my friend paint it, then I am going to install electronics on it. I can't wait to show it off onstage!! It's not the prettiest Johnson ever, but I can really handle it well!!

[toejam]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Originally posted by Kamo:
My cat sh!t on my Johnson.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what happens when you stick your Johnson in your cat! [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Genebaby]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Originally posted by Hyperfuzz:
Ok, one of you guys did this on purpose didn't you?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=41437

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is TOOO funny, who's auction is that?

[Genebaby]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Originally posted by toejam:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Kamo:
My cat sh!t on my Johnson.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what happens when you stick your Johnson in your cat! [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A friend in the Government here told us about a raid on an illegal immigrant where they found a contraption he'd made so he could put his Johnson in cats. It basically was a board with a hole in it and the wood protected him from any frenzied clawing that may have been coming his way. Sick, sick, sick!!! [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[yabba]

Re: What\'s in a name?

It's irritating when your g string binds at the nut of your johnson, eh?

[toejam]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Originally posted by Genebaby:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by toejam:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Kamo:
My cat sh!t on my Johnson.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what happens when you stick your Johnson in your cat! [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A friend in the Government here told us about a raid on an illegal immigrant where they found a contraption he'd made so he could put his Johnson in cats. It basically was a board with a hole in it and the wood protected him from any frenzied clawing that may have been coming his way. Sick, sick, sick!!! [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's nasty! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img] Back in the '80s, there was this local guy who supposedly screwed a cat. One of my friends' bands wrote a song about it called "Johnny Fukked My Cat".

[Kamo]

Re: What\'s in a name?

o.O Wow, i was only referring*sp* to an older thread where someone from the board came into the room and saw his cat crapping on his white RR1, and couldn't get the stain out, so he posted "MY CAT **** ON MY GUITAR!!!" and later on, i think he sold it.

But i'm sure you all knew that [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ScarredDollFace]

Re: What\'s in a name?

My Johnson only has one good nut attached to it and the head is bent, but I like it and my girlfriend likes it to so I guess it's OK.

[gemini8026]

Re: What\'s in a name?

ok........

I HATE to do this......


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But I got Seymour Duncan and Floyd Rose on my Johnson!

[toejam]

Re: What\'s in a name?

I got Jacksons and DiMarzios and EMGs in my Johnson.

[Meridian]

Re: What\'s in a name?

Ahem....

"Am I the only one here with a 25-fret Johnson?"

Alternatively,...

"Am I the only one here with a seven string Johnson?"

"Hey, my Johnson's got a reverse head on it!" [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

Anyways, I'm gonna go dress my frets.....
[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Mer