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    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
    for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all.


    In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally
    successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
    recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,
    but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
    cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country
    great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any
    other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race,
    creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
    orientation of the wishers.


    This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
    period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
    greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor
    shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian
    celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or
    ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack
    thereof).


    Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
    greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at
    the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no
    reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration
    to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the
    wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher
    her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
    arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.


    This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
    Chief Guitar Geek at George's Music Center
    www.georgesmusiccenter.com/theguitarstash
    [email protected]

  • #2
    Re: Season\'s Greetings (PC version)

    Heh, I was going to post that (as "Merry Christmas from a Lawyer").
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3
      Re: Season\'s Greetings (PC version)

      Can't wait for the Hallmark card [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

      Newc
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        Re: Season\'s Greetings (PC version)

        *sniff, sniff* I'm getting choked up.

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        • #5
          Re: Season\'s Greetings (PC version)

          Oh yee of little strength you want a tissue LoL
          J/K BlackMask. Harry Fish Guts everybody.
          According To The Prophecy

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          • #6
            Re: Season\'s Greetings (PC version)

            ye
            [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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