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  • Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

    ...but what's with this quote from Jackson's site regarding the Jenna swag?:

    When we asked Jenna how she felt about the entire campaign, she replied, “I’ve always loved the sound of a Jackson guitar and so I’m thrilled to be helping to market their clothing and accessories store”. We couldn’t have said it better. We love you Jenna……
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I mean, is she saying she's a fan of bands that happened to be playing Jacksons, or has she taken up guitar? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Newc
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    Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

    Originally posted by Newc:
    ...but what's with this quote from Jackson's site regarding the Jenna swag?:

    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> When we asked Jenna how she felt about the entire campaign, she replied, “I’ve always loved the sound of a Jackson guitar and so I’m thrilled to be helping to market their clothing and accessories store”. We couldn’t have said it better. We love you Jenna……

    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I mean, is she saying she's a fan of bands that happened to be playing Jacksons, or has she taken up guitar? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Newc
    </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">She's probably bonked several hundred rock stars, maybe some of them played Jacksons around her but I'd bet if you put a Jackson logo on a Banjo she wouldn't know the difference. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

      my vote is neither; i'm sure it's just a marketing quote.

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      • #4
        Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

        I'm with Sully. I wonder how many guitar playing endorsees they could've scored with the money used to pay her to say that.

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        • #5
          Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

          Originally posted by Boxcar Willie 84:
          I'm with Sully. I wonder how many guitar playing endorsees they could've scored with the money used to pay her to say that.
          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But then again, the operative word in "cheap slut" is "cheap" [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          Newc
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          • #6
            Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

            But it's Jenna Jameson! She's not one of those cheap sluts.

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            • #7
              Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

              Well ok, "mid-range slut" [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Newc
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              • #8
                Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                A big paycheck would get her to say anything. I saw her on CNN a few days ago commenting on the porn star/HIV breakout and she looked a bit rough. They showed a couple shots of her and her husband together. I couldn't help but wonder how the hell that guy can be married to someone who's had sex with hundreds of guys and everyone of them is documented in detail on video!

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                • #9
                  Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                  I couldn't help but wonder how the hell that guy can be married to someone who's had sex with hundreds of guys and everyone of them is documented in detail on video!
                  <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not to mention even kissing her...I've seen enough of her flicks to know what's been squirting into that mouth. There's not enough mouthwash in the word to get me to kiss that chick...*shudder* [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                    Maybe he's into it as well [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Newc
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                    • #11
                      Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                      Why didn't Johnson guitars hire her?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                        Originally posted by Subvamp:
                        Not to mention even kissing her...I've seen enough of her flicks to know what's been squirting into that mouth. There's not enough mouthwash in the word to get me to kiss that chick...*shudder* [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]
                        <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                          Originally posted by Gary Powell:
                          She's probably bonked several hundred rock stars,
                          <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          "Bonked" 'em over the head, huh? [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

                          I'd say she most likely boinked more dudes than she's bonked! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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                          • #14
                            Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                            bonked, boinked. The terms are interchangeable.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Ok, maybe this has been covered before...

                              Originally posted by Jim Shine:
                              Why didn't Johnson guitars hire her?
                              <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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